My old girlfriend calls me on my landline sometimes to make sure that I'm home and not out having fun (my cell doesn't let her know my location) . Unless I'm in the bordello (no CID), I answer the phone at my pleasure. She sort of screwed up when she called me around the first of this month, yapping at me about how I "victimized" her (too many soap operas). I got her a really neat and thoughtful Xmas present, but jamming me two weeks before Valentine's Day and a month before her birthday was pretty dumb.
I spent the day with my buddy Eric [no nickname yet]. He's bangin' a young chick that's 25, looks 13, he's 58. We talked about that, and he came to the same conclusion that I did. The young chickey-poos are tired of the limp dick soy-boys that aren't worth a squirt of piss.
It was an interesting conversation not to mention the X-rated video he showed me (That was really embarrassing). He's as embarrassed as I am having chicks young enough to be our daughters chasing us, but I guess the freaks have emasculated the *whatever* generation into becoming eunuchs.
My buddy RainMan says his wife wants me to have a cyber (texting) relationship with a gal who's a recent widow. I guess that would be OK. I really don't need anybody chasing me to the Rainbow Bridge, but I'll be nice.
"Know the difference between sleeping with someone And sleeping with some you love 'I love you' ain't no pick up line Always stay humble and kind