Parents, step up! Your little man's more than ready for a 9 or 45 to defend the castle. When word gets around the jails and prisons that machete-man has serious firepower, the home will safe(r) forever.
In the late 70s I was making cosmetics deliveries for this woman in the old neighborhood. She had this purple fluid that would take the kinks out of black's hair. I would deliver it by the gallon to beauty shops on South Side.
She told me, "Don't take any check from those people." So I collected CASH. By the time I had finished I had $500 to $800 on me. I stayed OFF the side streets and I ALWAYS CARRIED A PISTOL.
But one I was making right turn at 95th and Stony Island. There was a KABOOM off to my left. I floored it and got out of there. I looked at driver door later and there were little ding marks on it like maybe they had shot a .410 at me.
Some of those people just did not like whites. :-/