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Israel/Zionism See other Israel/Zionism Articles Title: The Week That Perished The Weeks Most Straining, Sustaining, and Ukraining Headlines SKOR-ZANY Otto Skorzeny epitomized strange bedfellows. The Waffen-SS Obersturmbannführer was the Errol Flynn of the Third Reich, performing feats of derring-do for his Führer, much to the chagrin of Europes Jews. Yet later in life, Skorzeny was recruited by the Mossad to carry out operations for Israel (schmaltz herring-do). And today the worlds witnessing even stranger bedfellows: Ukraine and Israel. For decades following WWII, Ukrainians were held as uniquely contemptible by those in the Never Againosphere (Dey were da woist collaboratahs of da Holocaust). Israelis loved nothing more than making elderly Ukies face the gallows. But today? Well
guess whos collaborating with the collaboratahs? Back in 2018, Haaretz reported that Israel was funneling arms to the Nazi fanboys of Ukraines Azov militia. Indeed, its very likely that some of the weapons being employed right now by Azov against invading Russian troops are Israeli-supplied. In 2019, Sergey Glazyev, adviser to Vladimir Putin, penned an article on his blog accusing Ukrainian President Zelenskyy and the Azov militia of conspiring with Israel to cleanse ethnic Russians from disputed parts of Ukraine in order to repopulate the areas with Jews! Its the ol genocide switcheroo: The cleansed become the cleansers. Whether Glazyevs accusation is true or a total Babi Yarn, the fact is, Israels uncharacteristic silence during the current chaos might lead some observers to conclude that theres intrigue afoot, if not for the fact that Israel has never, ever, ever been known for intrigue (unlike those shifty Samoans). Funny enough, the only sound coming from the not-barking kosher hot dog last week was a plea by the Israeli government and Yad Vashem to spare Russian-Jewish oligarch Roman Abramovich from sanctions, as hes the single biggest donor to Israeli Holocaust remembrance institutions. Deprived of Abramovichs dough, Jews are worried they might forget to remember. If this whole Israel/Ukraine/Russia thing seems convoluted, its likely by design. Hopefully some blond cheerleader will say the N-word on TikTok soon, and the American press can focus on simpler matters. DUDE AINT NO ROCKET ZIONIST Of course, if Israel isnt keen on publicly interjecting itself into the Russia/Ukraine conflict, certain friends of Israel are more than happy to oblige
whether Israelis want them to or not. What do you do when youre in pain but too dumb to see an MD? Why, you pay a Third Worlder to perform drunken surgery. If you were perusing the evening news last week and wondered why Gary Oldman was back in his elderly Dracula makeup from the Coppola film, in fact what you were watching was the triumphant return of televangelist Pat Robertson, rocking a knit sweater and looking more like your grandma than your grandma does. Robertson emerged from retirement to warn the world that Putin is only pretending to attack Ukraine. His actual target is Israel, which hell attack after taking Ukraine and Turkey. And why is Putin sowing such nefariousness? Why, hes the Antichrist, of course, who seeks to destroy Israel to bring about the End Times. | For the record, Putin is roughly the 500th public figure Robertsons accused of being the Antichrist over the decades. Previous nominees for Satan of the Year have included Gorbachev, Clinton (Bill & Hillary), Qaddafi, Khomeini, Sadat, Hussein, and Johnny Depp (this was based on Robertsons misreading of Revelations 6:8Behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Depp, and Hell followed with him). Also, the Russia/Ukraine war is just one of many events Robertson incorrectly predicted would lead to the end of days. Previous misfires include the Gulf War, the Iraq War, the Israel/Lebanon War, the Lebanese Civil War, the Iran/Iraq War, and of course the 2000 Super Bowl halftime show with Edward James Olmos and dancing Aztecs. Following Robertsons dire warnings, a spokesdemon for Satan vehemently retorted that Putin is by no means the Antichrist: Its Aaron Sorkin. Its always been Aaron Sorkin. We put him on earth to torment mankind with his cloying, clichéd writing, but it turns out a lot of you actually like him. We greatly underestimated your tolerance for crap. INCONTINENTS With everybody and their tarded cousin weighing in on the Ukraine conflict, last week the tardedest cousin of all decided to opine. Nikole Bae Hannah-Jones, the 1619 Project pseudohistorian fraud, graced the world with her hot take. And man, was it hot and steaming: What if I told you Europe is not a continent by defintion [sic], but a geopolitical fiction to separate it from Asia and so the alarm about a European, or civilized, or First World nation being invaded is a dog whistle to tell us we should care because they are like us. Behold the wisdom: Europes not a continent, and fears about the Russia/Ukraine conflict are grounded in white supremacy. And for one brief moment, all fighting ceased, as every playerRussian, Ukrainian, Belarusian, Chechenpaused on the battlefield to acknowledge that Bae is a moron. Europe, of course, is by defintion a continent, hence the use of the term transcontinental countries for nations like Russia and Turkey that straddle Europe and Asia (Bae thinks a transcontinental country is one that yells at retail workers, Call me maam!). As for her claim that global concerns regarding the Russia/Ukraine war are based on Eurocentrism, its far more likely that those concerns are rooted in the fact that any European war has the potential to go nuclear. Thats why Kalahari Bushmen skirmishes dont generate headlines. When your wars involve throwing mud and sticks, they just dont make the history books. We have nothing to fling but poo itself mightve been an inspirational speech for the Basarwa hunter-gatherers, but its not the stuff of Netflix documentaries. Still, be on the lookout for Nikole Hannah-Jones next ten-part NY Times series, Why Antarctica Gotta Be So Cold, coming next month. NEW JACKIN IT CITY As if young black men dont already have enough on their platework, school, summonses, child support, and keepin it realthis cruel, unforgiving world is now demanding something else from them, something of a most personal and private nature
Their sperm. As reported last week in The Wall Street Journal, American sperm banks dont have enough jazzy jizz. Black men are refusing to cum in the cup, and as a result, black women looking for love in all the wrong basters are being forced to use Arab and Indian seed. This was a front-page WSJ story. WSJ founder Charles Dow in 1889: My shining new beacon of financial edification shall enlighten prosperous men of substance in the daily workings of the market. Dows sidekick Bunky: Sure thing, Mista Dow. But one day itll also cover the nationwide shortage of black spooge. Dow: Bosh! Pshaw! A most idiotic prognostication, Bunky. I rue the day I purchased you from that syphilitic street vendor. WSJ offers several explanations for the nationwide lack of semaaaaan: Covids made it more difficult to recruit donors at colleges and universities, and most sperm banks require a criminal background check before accepting a guys goo. Another, unmentioned explanation might be that young black men love giving kids to single womenthey just prefer doing it the old-fashioned way. For a demographic often derided as work-shy and prone to shortcuts, young blacks can at least pride themselves on the fact that generations of single black women got knocked up by men willing to do the work one-on-one. The WSJ interviewed a black sperm-seeker who claims that shes looking for a man whose seed will ensure that her childs born with cornrows. So maybe thats another reason for the problem
a general lack of understanding in the black community of what DNA actually does. GIMP ON THE BARBIE The Australian government thought it could club the living hell out of its citizens to enforce Covid regs (you know, for their own good) and the brain injuries incurred from the beatings wouldnt have any ripple effects. Its not like Aussies were geniuses to begin with, so repeated bonks to the noggin could only make things worse. Kalman Tal is a fine example of Aussie brilliance. The 66-year-old white man from Queensland was constantly complaining about pain in his left leg, but he refused to see a doctor: Crikey! Me bloody legs givin me wuckas, deadset. Walkins hard yakka, mate. No furphy, cobber. No ambo, bloody oath; Ill nut out on me own. [Translation: My leg is causing me great pain, its true. I walk with tremendous difficulty. Im not lying, my friend. But I shall not call an ambulance; Ill deal with this on my own.] So what do you do when youre in pain but too dumb to see an MD? Why, you pay a Third Worlder to perform drunken surgery. Tal gave a Melanesian banana-picker $5,000 to take his leg off with a chain saw. Melanesians are barely one genetic step above aborigines. In fact, in Vanuatu, banana-pickers are considered elites (Look at Mr. Bigshot over there pulling fruit from a tree
hes too good to dig for bugs with the rest of us). Still, John Yalu, the man Tal chose for the job, wanted to disprove the stereotypes surrounding his people. With a steady hand, after a few beers, he delicately amputated Tals leg and
Totally killed him. Surprised by the blood-spew and agonizing cries of pain, Yalu ran away in a panic, leaving Tal to bleed out. Unfair dinkum. Yalus in custody, though detectives dont know what to charge him with as there are many witnesses to the fact that the entire scheme was Tals idea. Frustrated by what one Queensland cop called the most bizarre case weve ever seen, the police took a break to go beat some unmasked children. Everyone needs a stress reliever. Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread
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