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Title: Nation Wishes There Were Some Way They Could Have Known About The Hunter Biden Laptop Story Before The Election
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/nation- ... ptop-story-before-the-election
Published: Mar 18, 2022
Author: BabylonBee
Post Date: 2022-03-18 08:12:12 by Ada
Keywords: None
Views: 372
Comments: 2

U.S.—The New York Times has confirmed the authenticity of Hunter Biden's laptop story, leaving many Americans wishing there was some way they could have known about this before the 2020 election.

"If only there was some kind of system in America designed to expose crimes and corruption and put it on, like, a TV or something," said Bob Billybale, local American. "Then we could make informed decisions about who we vote for. Someone should invent something like that."

In confirming the authenticity of the laptop, the New York Times confirmed Hunter Biden's engagement in underage sex trafficking, abuse, felony drug use, corrupt multi-million dollar deals with foreign governments to enrich himself and his Dad Joe Biden, money laundering for the President, and really bad teeth. Yikes!

"Wow, this Biden guy seems like bad news," said Billybale. "I probably shouldn't have voted for him like the people on the TV told me to. Are we sure those people on the TV know what they're doin'?"

Sources say many Americans hope to vote for someone else in the next election, as long as they can afford gas to get to the polls.

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#1. To: Ada (#0)

Sources say many Americans hope to vote for someone else in the next election, as long as they can afford gas to get to the polls.

They could always use horse and buggy. But I doubt they could find an old livery stable anywhere around. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2022-03-18   8:58:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Ada (#0)

And nation, the express reason you didn't know about it is a communist network of prostiticians and news readers that systematically buried the truth.

Will you abandon the fake news for the real thing, nation? Please so signal by joining freedom4um.

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NeoconsNailed  posted on  2022-03-18   16:10:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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