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Title: Satire Writers Unable To Keep Up With Reality by Babylon Bee
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URL Source: https://www.bitchute.com/video/ztKezPDs7OUk/
Published: Mar 21, 2022
Author: Mike Rivero
Post Date: 2022-03-21 16:31:17 by Horse
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Views: 288
Comments: 13

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#1. To: Horse (#0)

The entire run of Mad mag couldn't beat the wackiness going on right now. The perps make serious faces and speak in pompous voices but their jew programmers are laughing hysterically at US the whole time.

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2022-03-21   16:49:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: NeoconsNailed (#1)

Imagine living a nightmare and then waking up to realize that you are living a nightmare.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

It ain't getting any better soon.

randge  posted on  2022-03-21   18:19:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: randge (#2) (Edited)

Any bets on how long it will take between the time the globalist have most of the sheeple convinced they are saving the planet by eating bugs instead of meat, and the emergence of the insect rights protesters, supported by a full on media onslaught?

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2022-03-21   18:38:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Dakmar (#3)

Let's hear it for bugs -- they're way smarter than humans.

Literally way smarter.

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2022-03-21   19:23:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: NeoconsNailed (#4)

Like you said...weird old guys :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2022-03-21   20:00:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: NeoconsNailed (#4)

Scoff if you must, but how many other Kafka opera cartoons have you seen today?

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2022-03-21   20:03:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: randge (#2)

That reminds of the blond programmer who could never get out of the shower -- because the shampoo bottle said "Lather, rinse, repeat."

StraitGate  posted on  2022-03-21   21:07:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Dakmar (#6)

Wow, that's wild! I see it's "from a 1999 video series called Home Movies", based on his strange story The Metamorphosis.

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2022-03-22   7:17:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: randge (#2)

I just had some really fun dreams an hour ago -- people singing songs that have never existed in reality. Happens from time to time ;)

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2022-03-22   7:19:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: NeoconsNailed (#9)

Yeah, me too.

Just had a dream that I was in a procession of boys walking and singing polyphonic harmonies.

What does that mean?

randge  posted on  2022-03-22   8:02:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: randge (#10) (Edited)

That you're ready to graduate from Palestrina to Victoria and Gallus- Handl-Kranjski-Carniolus. BTW, what did it sound like?

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2022-03-22   11:39:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Dakmar (#5)

What the hey?

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2022-03-22   11:50:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: randge (#2)

Creeps on its petty pace from day to day..... :-x

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2022-03-22   11:52:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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