When I drove the big truck out of Chicago, they had a load going to Bloomfield, Colorado.
They didn't have the tax stamp to go into Colorado, so I had to go around the scale going in.
I knew this girl in west suburban Denver from working concerts in Chicago. We hooked up after I made my delivery. We went to a Hooters for dinner.
We ordered something that came with shrimp. But she didn't eat shrimp. The put two pounds of boiled shrimp in one bowl. I ate them all.
Then they tried to charge us for two pounds of shrimp. So I complained, "How am I supposed to know what a pound of shrimp looks like? I was hungry and hadn't eaten all day."
So, they gave us a discount. LOL
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke