Title: Two Idiots Rob a Gun Store & It Plays Out Exactly How You Think It Would Source:
Salty Army URL Source:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bagxBphqX94 Published:Apr 1, 2022 Author:Salty Cracker Post Date:2022-04-01 09:39:02 by Esso Keywords:None Views:529 Comments:6
Dude needs more vids, and less of him sermonizing.
Yeah, he was stretching. Take a look at this vid from 2013. What I want you to look for is the weird stuff going on with the green Caddy right at the beginning. It's blink of an eye stuff...
1. Something unusual hanging under the left front control arm. 2. The strange way the rear anti-sway bar is hanging. 3. The body panels and grill doing a hoochi-goochie. 4. The last bounce of the right front wheel. It does a strange double bounce that would make me grit my teeth if I had any. I could feel the parts breaking.
And there's that great looking "Let's ride" blonde with the platinum eyes. She's to the left of Shelton on the porch scenes, and in white on the river scenes. I love her head twitch to the right. I'd love to see her gait. Her eyes don't scare me. I bet she could get me to clean out my accounts double-quick though.
If you're wondering what the words are under where Shelton's headlights are supposed to be: Doesn't play (R) - Well with others (L).
This video was posted in mid 2013, well before the negroes got uppity. I think it was clever and fun. That's over now.