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Title: How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video)
Source: Ex nobody
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhuNRWskgNQ
Published: Apr 1, 2022
Author: Lock Picking Lawyer
Post Date: 2022-04-05 21:15:17 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 721
Comments: 5


Poster Comment:

LPL has a pretty good sense of humor considering from whence he came. His buddy Bosnian Bill retired from his lockpicking vids a while ago.

I'm trying to teach a little girl how to pick locks. I bought a cheap Chinese set last year (my good set disappeared somewhere along the way a long time ago), but her hands are a little small. The squirt can toss my joint in about four minutes finding anything sweet.

Anyhoo, LPL does this every April Fool's Day. It's not hard to find his PO box addy, I'd suggest you stop there, if you're so inclined.

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#1. To: Esso (#0)

StraitGate  posted on  2022-04-05   21:53:22 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: StraitGate, Esso (#1)

Note the strange honeycomb structures and the restrictive neckware...:)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2022-04-05   21:57:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: StraitGate (#1)

That's old timey stuff. I've got a hydraulic cutter that'll almost fit in the pocket of my carpenter jeans. LPL did at least one vid about that.

Find his PO box addy yet? That'll tell you about him.

I've also got the same gizzy-wig to crimp connectors on big wire. I prefer creating to destroying, but sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Tearing shit up is easy, a real man can put it back together.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2022-04-05   22:07:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#3)

That reminds me of a new kid (student, co-op) engineer we had at work. He was from Peru in South America. Sharp kid, and he spoke perfect English. We asked him what does your dad do for a living? He said he's a doctor. Another guy said, "A doctor? Really? A REAL doctor can take your heart out and put it back in, and you live."

"Yes, he's a real doctor. A cardiac surgeon. He can take your heart out and put it back in. And you MIGHT even live."

StraitGate  posted on  2022-04-05   22:38:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Esso (#3)

I've used those hydraulic hole punches when building control cabinets. Nice. Especially on stainless steel.

StraitGate  posted on  2022-04-05   22:41:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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