Title: The foxes that say HEHEHE Source:
EweToob URL Source:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQVhppRP4Wo Published:Apr 28, 2022 Author:SaveAFox Post Date:2022-04-28 23:43:26 by Esso Keywords:None Views:750 Comments:14
Poster Comment:
I'm not so sure that's a great idea. I'd hate to trim their claws. I've seen some foxes down by the Maumee River. Mostly in the hood it's groundhogs, squirrels, coons and feral cats. My sick, old groundhog finally waddled off to die somewhere. I didn't want to get out the "assault shovel" to dispatch it. Rabies is more dangerous than Covi.
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
It is too bad that I get treated like this where I work. I am not a dimwit or a prick like others I must work with. :-/