Here is the simple version of Shrubya's speach that eliminates all the politicalese, political correctness and NWOese. "My fellow Americans:
I am a member in good standing of the Pope Benedict XVI Kiss my Ass Club. Because of this I have to help him inforce the 500 year old "bull" of another Pope, Alexander VI also known as Rodrigo Borgia. I will continue to do this by allowing enough Illegal Aliens in this country so that he can take over and at the same time try to look tough enough so that my polls don't continue to swirl down the toilet.
Thank you and good night.