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Title: A NYC Satire From The Hores's Mouth
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URL Source: http://vidrebel.wordpress.com
Published: Jun 29, 2022
Author: Horse
Post Date: 2022-06-29 07:54:59 by Horse
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Views: 61

This was written by me in the spirit of the Babylon Bee. I will be brief.

Scene. A Republican President in 2025 issues nationwide concealed carry permits. To launch the program a publicist in the spirit of Roger Stone concocts a plan to win over the liberals of Manhattan. He has live feeds from all of the NYC subways posted on a closed circuit YouTube broadcast initially only available at bars.

He has tourists with gun experience flock to NYC from Oklahoma, Texas, Arizona, Nevada and other parts of fly over country.

Professional criminals and card carrying liberals are in the bars avoiding the subways in fear of their lives. In the first scene the broadcast editor focuses on two women in their 60s carrying shopping bags and purses. The announcer says we think something might be happening here because these women are not dressed like New Yorkers. Here comes a man. He's approaching the women. He's going for the purses and BANG -he's dead. Two men with a stretcher are running up to the shooting victim and are carrying his body away. Their Logos say Tulsa FD - EMT. I guess they will be doing a shoot and carry operation today.

The audience is stunned. New Yorkers have never seen this kind of justice before. Let's see the action again on instant replay.

The audience cheers and drowns out the announcer. The cheers die down and he explains that the bar patrons seem to like the show. One man said this is better than the NFL.

The announcer says we can see a man walking up behind an elderly man at another subway station. This could be another Knock Game Victim in the making. Here comes the Sucker Punch. And BANG he's dead.

The audience roars.

I guess the Nationwide Concealed Carry program is popular with the voters. We have just received word that the highlights of today's shooting action in the subways will be broadcast on all major networks as this is Sweeps week. And the US Department of Education will have a highlight reel for all public high schools next week.

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