Greetings from the American people, well some of the American people, honestly one of the American people, me.
We do not want war with you.
We are two ships going in opposite directions. You have just come out of seventy years of totalitarian Soviet oppression we are in the nascent beginning of our own decent into hell and loss of our liberty.
As you know, your leader, Vladimir Putin is a level headed, no nonsense, thoughtful person. He has made a fool out of the Wests attempt to sanction you people.
Our leader, Joe Biden, is insane. Before he was insane, he was an intellectual midget and stooge who had never accomplished anything. We dont know who is really running the country presently, but it sure isnt Joe. I could venture a guess but O, why speculate?
I want you to know that many of us have not removed the letter Z and the letter V from our communication. We still use the letter Z in the word Zebra and the letter V in the word valor even though valor is in short supply here because of supply chain disruptions from the guts people.
My son still loves and plays the video game Metro and I am currently reading the book Metro: A World in Darkness, a Single Hope. I struggle with those Russian station names but I am reading it to myself so no one hears my mispronunciations.
Most people here dont read Russian literature; most people here dont read. So, there hasnt been much book burning of Russian classics because the average American doesnt know what it is anyway. I still proudly display my books by Dostoyevsky, Turgenev, Tolstoy, Pasternak, and Solzhenitsyn.
One of your original games has gained widespread frenzied popularity here, especially in Washington, DC. Its called Russian Roulette and they are playing with loaded nuclear weapons.