Greetings from the American people, well some of the American people, honestly one of the American people, me. We do not want war with you.
We are two ships going in opposite directions. You have just come out of seventy years of totalitarian Soviet oppression we are in the nascent beginning of our own decent into hell and loss of our liberty.
As you know, your leader, Vladimir Putin is a level headed, no nonsense, thoughtful person. He has made a fool out of the West’s attempt to sanction you people.
Our leader, Joe Biden, is insane. Before he was insane, he was an intellectual midget and stooge who had never accomplished anything. We don’t know who is really running the country presently, but it sure isn’t Joe. I could venture a guess but O, why speculate?
I want you to know that many of us have not removed the letter “Z” and the letter “V” from our communication. We still use the letter “Z” in the word “Zebra” and the letter “V” in the word “valor” even though valor is in short supply here because of supply chain disruptions from the “guts” people.
My son still loves and plays the video game “Metro” and I am currently reading the book Metro: A World in Darkness, a Single Hope. I struggle with those Russian station names but I am reading it to myself so no one hears my mispronunciations.
Most people here don’t read Russian literature; most people here don’t read. So, there hasn’t been much book burning of Russian classics because the average American doesn’t know what it is anyway. I still proudly display my books by Dostoyevsky, Turgenev, Tolstoy, Pasternak, and Solzhenitsyn.
One of your original games has gained widespread frenzied popularity here, especially in Washington, DC. It’s called “Russian Roulette” and they are playing with loaded nuclear weapons.
Peace out.