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Title: Change of Pace Joke
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Published: Jul 13, 2022
Author: some Texan
Post Date: 2022-07-13 21:49:55 by Lod
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Views: 296
Comments: 3

Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman. .

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman in particular lost it. Screaming, she stood up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wailed.

Then she yelled, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there was silence. Everyone had forgotten his or her own peril. Eyes riveted, they all stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man from Texas stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped...

He said, "Here! iron this -- and then get me a beer."

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#1. To: Lod (#0)

A vacationing Yankee stopped at a diner one night in Texas and ordered a bowl of chili. "Wow, that's the biggest bowl of chili I've ever seen", he exclaimed.

"EVERYTHING'S bigger in Texas", said the waitress.

Then he ordered a beer. It came in a glass the size of a pitcher. "Wow, that's the biggest glass of beer I've ever seen."

"EVERYTHING'S bigger in Texas", said the waitress.

"Where's the restroom?", the visitor asked.

"Out back."

The Yankee goes out the back door, and in the dark, accidentally stumbles and falls into the swimming pool, and yells

"DON'T FLUSH IT!"

StraitGate  posted on  2022-07-13   23:51:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: StraitGate (#1)

lol - good'un

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2022-07-14   8:07:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: StraitGate (#1)

"DON'T FLUSH IT!"

Swirling water, and don't forget the Tid-E-Bowl. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2022-07-14   8:10:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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