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Title: 'You Can’t Be Pro-Insurrection And Pro-American,' Says President Of Nation Founded By An Insurrection
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/you-can ... ion-founded-by-an-insurrection
Published: Jul 28, 2022
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2022-07-28 08:13:45 by Ada
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Views: 293
Comments: 9

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The president shot back at what he called "Super Duper Ultra MAGA Turbo Titans" Monday as he claimed "you can't be pro- insurrection and pro-American" despite being the commander in chief of a nation founded by an insurrection.

"Can you imagine Thomas Jefferson calling for the blood of tyrants? What if John Adams refused to pledge fealty to King George? England would've nuked us to oblivion. It would've been total malarkey anarchy!" said the unblinking Biden, unflinching in the face of a citizenry increasingly questioning whether he is fit to be president.

"Look, here's the deal, these Capitol insurrectioneserutes are traitors to American ideals because they wanted to challenge the results of an election," Biden confirmed. "I know this for a fact because a traitor is everyone who does not agree with me."

"We saw what happened," he continued, referring to the events of January 6. "Law enforcement agencies were speared with terrorist javelins dripping in blood, surrounded by carnage."

"These are all things that actually happened that I am not making up," he added.

At publishing time, White House officials had advised the president to stop saying "we saw what happened" in regards to the January 6 capitol riots because he keeps describing events that never took place.

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#1. To: Ada (#0)

I cannot wait til Robo-Biden starts making the rounds. Phony computer generated ghoul… Biden is dead. He is dead, I am just going to say it right now, we will not see an in person meeting with this fuck without a green screen and paid actors pretending to be talking to him. The man is a corpsicle. His corpse is better than a living Kamala Harris and the powers that be know this. It’s why Cackles isn’t in front of the camera telling us all about her latest word salad bullshit.

All of this administration is phony and guess what? Any laws passed or mandates made during a phony and fraudulent administration are unenforceable and unconstitutional. So I will not be abiding by anything I am told to do.

All of this is a lie. We have been living a lie since 2009 when Barack “I’m From Kenya” Obama took office and we have all been deceived.

"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2022-07-28   8:50:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#1) (Edited)

You might be right, Tommy. What a fucking shitshow.

What kind of drug makes you not blink???

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2022-07-28   11:55:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#1)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2022-07-28   12:25:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#1)

11.22.1963 was the birth of the big lie.

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2022-07-28   12:26:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Esso (#2)

The digital kind. The same drug that allows the body to move around but the head to never alter its position in frame. It’s called a DEEP FAKE. Even the voice was different. If nobody can tell the difference between the deep fakes and the real Biden, then guess what? They no longer need the real Biden. Just an actor to pretend to be Biden that is having his voice edited in real time and his face overlaid with a phony Biden face. They have tons of those deep fake videos out there that are done in real time.

"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2022-07-28   21:06:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Lod (#4)

11.22.1963 was the birth of the big lie.

A reporter asked Jack Ruby, "Jack, how could this have happened?"

Ruby replied, "If Adlai Stephenson were Vice President this never would have happened." ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2022-07-29   8:23:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: BTP Holdings (#6)

Had Adlai been on the ticket, Nixon would have won in a landslide.

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2022-07-29   9:48:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Esso (#2)

Trust the science.

What these freaks are doing is violating the Nuremburg Codes which were adopted by the U.S. in 1947.

According to those codes they are not allowed to give unauthorized or experimental medical procedures to patients. The principle of informed consent must be followed. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2022-07-29   17:43:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Lod (#7)

Had Adlai been on the ticket, Nixon would have won in a landslide.

You being from Texas, I can see your point of view. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2022-07-30   14:47:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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