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Title: 'You Can’t Be Pro-Insurrection And Pro-American,' Says President Of Nation Founded By An Insurrection
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/you-can ... ion-founded-by-an-insurrection
Published: Jul 28, 2022
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2022-07-28 08:13:45 by Ada
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Views: 291
Comments: 9

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The president shot back at what he called "Super Duper Ultra MAGA Turbo Titans" Monday as he claimed "you can't be pro- insurrection and pro-American" despite being the commander in chief of a nation founded by an insurrection.

"Can you imagine Thomas Jefferson calling for the blood of tyrants? What if John Adams refused to pledge fealty to King George? England would've nuked us to oblivion. It would've been total malarkey anarchy!" said the unblinking Biden, unflinching in the face of a citizenry increasingly questioning whether he is fit to be president.

"Look, here's the deal, these Capitol insurrectioneserutes are traitors to American ideals because they wanted to challenge the results of an election," Biden confirmed. "I know this for a fact because a traitor is everyone who does not agree with me."

"We saw what happened," he continued, referring to the events of January 6. "Law enforcement agencies were speared with terrorist javelins dripping in blood, surrounded by carnage."

"These are all things that actually happened that I am not making up," he added.

At publishing time, White House officials had advised the president to stop saying "we saw what happened" in regards to the January 6 capitol riots because he keeps describing events that never took place.

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#1. To: Ada (#0)

I cannot wait til Robo-Biden starts making the rounds. Phony computer generated ghoul… Biden is dead. He is dead, I am just going to say it right now, we will not see an in person meeting with this fuck without a green screen and paid actors pretending to be talking to him. The man is a corpsicle. His corpse is better than a living Kamala Harris and the powers that be know this. It’s why Cackles isn’t in front of the camera telling us all about her latest word salad bullshit.

All of this administration is phony and guess what? Any laws passed or mandates made during a phony and fraudulent administration are unenforceable and unconstitutional. So I will not be abiding by anything I am told to do.

All of this is a lie. We have been living a lie since 2009 when Barack “I’m From Kenya” Obama took office and we have all been deceived.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2022-07-28   8:50:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#2. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#1) (Edited)

You might be right, Tommy. What a fucking shitshow.

What kind of drug makes you not blink???

Esso  posted on  2022-07-28 11:55:29 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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Esso  posted on  2022-07-28 12:25:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#1)

11.22.1963 was the birth of the big lie.

Lod  posted on  2022-07-28 12:26:31 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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