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Title: I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
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Fireside Theater
URL Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Thin ... _on_This_Bus#Noteworthy_quotes
Published: Apr 01, 1971
Author: Bozo
Post Date: 2006-05-18 20:51:39 by Hmmmmm
Keywords: None
Views: 138
Comments: 23
"Before the beginning, there was this turtle. And the turtle was alone. And he looked around, and he saw his neighbor, which was his mother. And he lay down upon his neighbor, and behold! she bore him in tears an oak tree, which grew all day and then fell over -- like a bridge. And lo! underneath this bridge there came a catfish. And he was very big. And he was walking. And he was the biggest he had seen. And so were the fiery balls of this fish, one of which was the sun, and the other, they called the moon."
Poster Comment: Wow man! Can you dig it? Turtles huh? Hey, so it's like..... hey, do you know what time it is.
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#1. To: Hmmmmm (#0)
Does anybody know what time it is? [I guess I just gave away my age]
hey, do you know what time it is.
"I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. government will lead the American people in -- and the West in general -- into an unbearable hell and a choking life."
--Osama bin Laden
#2. To: Hmmmmm (#0)
Go ahead kid, squeeze the wheeze. Most people find it very theraputic.
 | Gold and silver are real money, paper is but a promise. |
#3. To: Elliott Jackalope (#2)
Hey man! Somebody stole that thing I stole.
#4. To: IndieTX (#1)
You're busted 56 years old and 176 Lbs
[I guess I just gave away my age]
#5. To: IndieTX (#1)
Isn't it, Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? By Chicago, god only knows the year......
#6. To: Jethro Tull (#5)
Early 70s I think?
#7. To: Jethro Tull (#5)
Unreal it's on You Tube! :P
#8. To: Zipporah (#7)
Quit hijacking this thread we're talking about race here!
#9. To: Hmmmmm (#8)
Oops.. ;P Hmm ..some Busta Rhymes perhaps? :P
Quit hijacking this thread we're talking about race here!
#10. To: Zipporah (#9)
You see, we are all brothers.
#11. To: Hmmmmm (#10)
LOL!
#12. To: Zipporah, Hmmmmm (#9)
Did someone say "Race"?
we're talking about race here!
Hey, Meester,wanna meet my seester?
#13. To: Flintlock (#12)
LOL!!
#14. To: Hmmmmm (#0)
Early in pre-cambrian times fish became obnoxious. Trilobites, chigger bites and mosquitoes collided aimlessly in the dense gasses.
#15. To: Hmmmmm, Zipporah (#8)
This would have been a good place for a Vanilla Ice joke, but I'm pretty sure that there aren't any since that goofy fucker is a joke that doesn't need a punch line. And no, Zipp, this is NOT an invitation for you to hunt down and post a vanilla ice video. Save that for a "worst videos of all time" thread, where we can put him up vs. Don Johnson.
Quit hijacking this thread we're talking about race here!
"Bomb De-Fusing For Dummies, Chapter 1, Wiring: Red Before Yellow Kills A Fellow."
#16. To: Flintlock (#12)
No, no no! You got it all wrong. Like this.
Did someone say "Race"?
#17. To: orangedog (#15)
And no, Zipp, this is NOT an invitation for you to hunt down and post a vanilla ice video. Save that for a "worst videos of all time" thread, where we can put him up vs. Don Johnson. Gawd he was horrible wasnt he?? But are you sure you dont want a video???? ;P
This would have been a good place for a Vanilla Ice joke, but I'm pretty sure that there aren't any since that goofy fucker is a joke that doesn't need a punch line.
#18. To: Zipporah (#17)
Yeah, like the way I'm kinda sure that I don't want anal warts. I'd need way more vodka than I can get away with drinking on a work night.
But are you sure you dont want a video???? ;P
"Bomb De-Fusing For Dummies, Chapter 1, Wiring: Red Before Yellow Kills A Fellow."
#19. To: Hmmmmm (#16)
OMG! This is hilarious!! hahahahaha
#20. To: orangedog (#18)
ROFLMAO!
Yeah, like the way I'm kinda sure that I don't want anal warts
#21. To: Hmmmmm (#4)
You got the wrong house cop. 176 and 47.
You're busted 56 years old and 176 Lbs
"I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. government will lead the American people in -- and the West in general -- into an unbearable hell and a choking life."
--Osama bin Laden
#22. To: IndieTX (#21)
Are you sure you are 47? You got the wrong house cop. 176 and 47.
Your weight came through clear as day, Weight=176 Lbs. your age was a little fuzzy as it said Age=digit sum=11
#23. To: Hmmmmm (#22)
Well, at least you're 1 for 2 ..:))
"I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. government will lead the American people in -- and the West in general -- into an unbearable hell and a choking life."
--Osama bin Laden
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