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Title: Putin Awards Self Medal Of Freedom For Dropping Gas Prices
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Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-a ... reedom-for-dropping-gas-prices
Published: Aug 2, 2022
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2022-08-02 22:13:42 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 495
Comments: 11
MOSCOW — After months of singlehandedly raising America's gas prices without any help whatsoever from the Biden administration, Russian President Vladimir Putin has mercifully given Americans a short break by lowering the price at the pump. For his benevolence and valor, he has awarded himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom. "Weakling Joe Biden said all the gas prices are my fault. So when they come down, this is my fault too. You're welcome Americans!" said Putin on state television. "Enjoy 50-cent savings! Putin Price Drop!" Biden's team was quick to clarify that gas prices are only Putin's fault when they go up. "Biden deserves all the credit for this price drop," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "That Medal of Freedom isn't even real!" Jean-Pierre then caught one glimpse of a shirtless Putin wearing the medal while riding a bear and instantly turned straight. At publishing time, OPEC confirmed that they were just waiting for Biden to burn through all of America's strategic oil reserves after which they will quadruple oil prices. 
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#1. To: Esso (#0)
We know the Madrassas in Saudi Arabia are the source of all Islamic fundamentalism in the world. ;)
I don't know that. I just hate all towelheads after being over there years ago. Beirut Remembered - The Marine Barracks Terrorist Attack, 1983
How many of the hijackers they blamed 9-11 on were from Saudi Arabia? It doesn't really matter since the events of 9-11-2001 were an inside job. This is partly due to the QRS-11 Flight Interruptor chip that was installed in all commercial aircraft in the 1990s so that if a plane was hijacked it could be landed by remote control. The pilots in those planes had no control of the instruments. Plus, Neil Bush (those Bushes) was in charge of security at the World Trade Centet for Securacon. Not to mention WTC 7 fell in its own footprint. That was a sure sign of a demolition. When that building went down all computer hard drives at the stock brokers in the building were pulverized thus hiding the evidence of who had sold short on the airline stocks of those companies involved in the events of the day. And not to mention, the exact place hit at the Pentagon is where the accountants worked. Rabbi Dov Zackheim escaped to Israel with $2.3 Trillion stolen from the Pentagon coffers. It all adds up and the totals are frightening. :-/
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Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestOPEC confirmed that they were just waiting for Biden to burn through all of America's strategic oil reserves after which they will quadruple oil prices.
#2. To: BTP Holdings (#1)
We know the Madrassas in Saudi Arabia are the source of all Islamic fundamentalism in the world.
#5. To: Esso (#2)
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I don't know that.
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