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Title: Horsey Humor. My Attempt at satire
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Published: Aug 5, 2022
Author: Horse
Post Date: 2022-08-05 11:13:22 by Horse
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I saw a video of a Democrat saying how Democrats were losing support amongst Latinos. I posted the following comment.

I think of funny things. Get someone to talk to Latinos saying that he has a job offer from the DNC for any Latino that pays $150,000 a year. He says what we want you to do is to go to school board meetings in Latino neighborhoods and say this: "We don't want you to use the term Latino or Latina anymore. Use LatinX because we at the DNC have determined the numero uno problema in America is not high food and gas prices but gender confusion.

We have a two step solution. Since we are the experts, we can no longer allow parents to interfere with education. That is Step One.

Step two is that we begin counseling children in first grade about the 54 different genders. This is crucial. It is more important that first graders learn about gender than they learn to read and write. In the second grade we can offer counseling about gender fluidity. All of this education and counseling must be done without the parents' knowledge.

The final phase will be the introduction of drugs to help in gender transition as early as possible in the school year staring as early as third grade. The plan is to tell the parents that the children will be going on a supervised field trip on the last day of class for that year. And then we take the chosen ones to the hospital for surgery. When parents come to pick up their children at the end of the school year, we take them to the hospital and say, "Surprise. We changed the gender of your child. You can thank us later."

The speaker continues, "this $150,000 a year job is a contract position and does not pay hospitalization and death benefits in case you encounter an angry parent. It requires that you have an ability to run fast and to defend yourself though being Democrats we cannot allow you to carry a gun. Is anyone interested in the job?"

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#1. To: Horse (#0)

the numero uno problema in America is not high food and gas prices but gender confusion.

I have no problem with gender confusion and my GF know it.

But I do have a problem with high food and gas prices.

Now I am going to eat one of those rib eye steaks I got for dinner. I was lucky to be able to afford it at $15/lb. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2022-08-05   18:55:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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