President Biden just solved the economy by creating thousands of IRS jobs! We know you've always dreamed of working for the IRS, but do you have what it takes?
Here are the job requirements in case you're interested:
Must be a U.S. citizen
Minimum education: Bachelor of Science degree in Accounting
5 years of Krav Maga martial arts experience
Maintain a level of fitness necessary to perform a chokehold until a tax delinquent is subdued and/or dead
Must derive pleasure from human suffering
Comfortable with firing squad-style executions
Unable to think for yourself
Ability to use force lightning preferred but not required
Cheered for Agent Smith in The Matrix
Must hate children
Proficiency in ignoring people who tell you to mind your own business
Passionate about auditing Etsy moms selling crafts just trying to make ends meet
Fluent in German, goose-stepping experience is a plus
Comfortable with firing RPGs at the homes of conservative activists with tax "discrepancies"
Previous waterboarding experience
Pass a psychological exam to determine if you sympathize with the government while watching Jason Bourne movies
Looking for the type that shoots first and does the math later
If you meet all these requirements, apply today and make all your dreams come true!