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Title: Jedi Knight Certificate (from the Universal Life Church)
Source: Universal Life Church Monastary
URL Source: http://www.ulc.org/catalog/jediknightcertificate-p-237.html
Published: May 21, 2006
Author: Universal Life Church Monastary
Post Date: 2006-05-21 11:15:36 by Zipporah
Keywords: None
Views: 783
Comments: 46

Jedi Knight Certificate

$4.95

Jedi Knight Certificate

To Become a Jedi requires a profound commitment and astute mind. The life of a Jedi is one of personal sacrifice. To train they live a life of simplicity and adhere to the Jedi Code which forbids material possession and emotional attachments. A Jedi is expected to obey this strict Code that includes concepts such as rational thought, patience, and benevolence. Training is done by a respected Jedi until the individual is proficient enough to start their own journey as a Jedi. This certificate brings you all the rights, privileges, and benefits the Rank of Jedi receives. This certificate bestows upon you the Rank of JEDI KNIGHT!

May the Force Be With You!

Poster Comment:

Oh and while you're at it.. get your press pass ;)

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#12. To: Zipporah (#0)

By the way, I have been ordained Reverend Mehitable through the Universal Life Church and I DO take love offerings...

mehitable  posted on  2006-05-21   19:49:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

By the way, I have been ordained Reverend Mehitable through the Universal Life Church and I DO take love offerings...

Damn why didnt I think of that?? (oops sorry for the cursing Rev.. )

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   19:51:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Gonna have to fine you for that, Zip. $10 bucks in the tip jar ;)

mehitable  posted on  2006-05-21   19:53:33 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Gonna have to fine you for that, Zip. $10 bucks in the tip jar ;)

hey a religion I can understand.. fines for infractions.. (whew thank God you didnt say it was a 'love' offering.. I woulda been a bit skeered ;P )

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   19:55:52 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Nah, I'm gonna save that for Red ;)

mehitable  posted on  2006-05-21   19:56:52 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Nah, I'm gonna save that for Red ;)

LOL!

Does your church have vestal virgins?? Oops nevermind ;P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   19:59:10 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Actually, I think we have vestigial virgins....

mehitable  posted on  2006-05-21   20:01:35 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Actually, I think we have vestigial virgins....

OH hey then that works..and I play the organ.. so maybe we can work something out ;P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   20:05:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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