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Title: Jedi Knight Certificate (from the Universal Life Church)
Source: Universal Life Church Monastary
URL Source: http://www.ulc.org/catalog/jediknightcertificate-p-237.html
Published: May 21, 2006
Author: Universal Life Church Monastary
Post Date: 2006-05-21 11:15:36 by Zipporah
Keywords: None
Views: 820
Comments: 46

Jedi Knight Certificate$4.95

Jedi Knight Certificate

To Become a Jedi requires a profound commitment and astute mind. The life of a Jedi is one of personal sacrifice. To train they live a life of simplicity and adhere to the Jedi Code which forbids material possession and emotional attachments. A Jedi is expected to obey this strict Code that includes concepts such as rational thought, patience, and benevolence. Training is done by a respected Jedi until the individual is proficient enough to start their own journey as a Jedi. This certificate brings you all the rights, privileges, and benefits the Rank of Jedi receives. This certificate bestows upon you the Rank of JEDI KNIGHT!

May the Force Be With You!


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Oh and while you're at it.. get your press pass ;)

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#1. To: Zipporah (#0)

Oh and while you're at it.. get your press pass ;)

I'm gonna bootleg one of these.

Praise Hey-Sus!

Flintlock  posted on  2006-05-21   11:43:27 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Flintlock (#1)

I'm gonna bootleg one of these.

Praise Hey-Sus!

That could work couldnt it?? ;)

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   11:45:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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That could work couldnt it?? ;)

It sure could.........

Flintlock  posted on  2006-05-21 11:56:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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