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Title: Jedi Knight Certificate (from the Universal Life Church)
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Universal Life Church Monastary
URL Source: http://www.ulc.org/catalog/jediknightcertificate-p-237.html
Published: May 21, 2006
Author: Universal Life Church Monastary
Post Date: 2006-05-21 11:15:36 by Zipporah
Keywords: None
Views: 604
Comments: 46
Jedi Knight Certificate To Become a Jedi requires a profound commitment and astute mind. The life of a Jedi is one of personal sacrifice. To train they live a life of simplicity and adhere to the Jedi Code which forbids material possession and emotional attachments. A Jedi is expected to obey this strict Code that includes concepts such as rational thought, patience, and benevolence. Training is done by a respected Jedi until the individual is proficient enough to start their own journey as a Jedi. This certificate brings you all the rights, privileges, and benefits the Rank of Jedi receives. This certificate bestows upon you the Rank of JEDI KNIGHT! Poster Comment: Oh and while you're at it.. get your press pass ;) Jedi Knight Certificate $4.95 
May the Force Be With You!
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#21. To: Zipporah (#0)
Two, three years ago I discovered this place. Since that time,I have been, for free, the Right Reverend Robert Wallace, capable of performing marriages. I even have a Master's and Doctoral in Theology. They're framed and on my wall.
I even have a Master's and Doctoral in Theology. They're framed and on my wall. Well that's cool.. you can perform the ceremony for your pug and CAPPS pug ;)
How do you get the rings on their paws?
Hmm ... dont dogs get wedding collars isntead of ring??? ;)
Well, he's clearly gay, so he'll have to find a more liberal minister than I am.
LOL!! So I guess a liver wedding cake is out then for now? ;)
Uh...uh...urp....excuse me, I have to run to the bathroom...urp.
SO I gather you won't be eating a piece of the wedding cake?? ;)
I can't even THINK about it...uh, urp, I have run again.
Oh you poor thing.. I guess I can guess you dont like foie gras either??
Ooh, you're having fun, aren't you, you sadistic little wench!
Oh no..no.. I'm just a sweet little southern girl .. ;)
#42. To: Zipporah (#34)
Like Scarlet O'Hara! I've read Gone with the Wind!
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#22. To: YertleTurtle (#21)
Two, three years ago I discovered this place. Since that time,I have been, for free, the Right Reverend Robert Wallace, capable of performing marriages.
#23. To: Zipporah (#22)
Well that's cool.. you can perform the ceremony for your pug and CAPPS pug ;)
#24. To: YertleTurtle (#23)
How do you get the rings on their paws?
#25. To: Zipporah (#24)
Hmm ... dont dogs get wedding collars isntead of ring??? ;)
#26. To: YertleTurtle (#25)
Well, he's clearly gay, so he'll have to find a more liberal minister than I am.
#27. To: Zipporah (#26)
So I guess a liver wedding cake is out then for now? ;)
#28. To: YertleTurtle (#27)
Uh...uh...urp....excuse me, I have to run to the bathroom...urp.
#29. To: Zipporah (#28)
SO I gather you won't be eating a piece of the wedding cake?? ;)
#30. To: YertleTurtle (#29)
I can't even THINK about it...uh, urp, I have run again.
#32. To: Zipporah (#30)
Oh you poor thing.. I guess I can guess you dont like foie gras either??
#34. To: YertleTurtle (#32)
Ooh, you're having fun, aren't you, you sadistic little wench!
Replies to Comment # 34. Oh no..no.. I'm just a sweet little southern girl .. ;)
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