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Title: Jedi Knight Certificate (from the Universal Life Church)
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Universal Life Church Monastary
URL Source: http://www.ulc.org/catalog/jediknightcertificate-p-237.html
Published: May 21, 2006
Author: Universal Life Church Monastary
Post Date: 2006-05-21 11:15:36 by Zipporah
Keywords: None
Views: 556
Comments: 46
Jedi Knight Certificate To Become a Jedi requires a profound commitment and astute mind. The life of a Jedi is one of personal sacrifice. To train they live a life of simplicity and adhere to the Jedi Code which forbids material possession and emotional attachments. A Jedi is expected to obey this strict Code that includes concepts such as rational thought, patience, and benevolence. Training is done by a respected Jedi until the individual is proficient enough to start their own journey as a Jedi. This certificate brings you all the rights, privileges, and benefits the Rank of Jedi receives. This certificate bestows upon you the Rank of JEDI KNIGHT! Poster Comment: Oh and while you're at it.. get your press pass ;) Jedi Knight Certificate $4.95 
May the Force Be With You!
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#7. To: orangedog (#3)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For $4.95 you CAN have one ;)
Hell? What's that?
Where is Comic Book Store Guy? he'd love one of these ;)
"That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves." Kim Stanley Robinson, "Green Mars" p318
he'd love one of these ;) LOL!! hey works for me.. :P
By the way, I have been ordained Reverend Mehitable through the Universal Life Church and I DO take love offerings...
"I woke up in the CRAZY HOUSE."
Damn why didnt I think of that?? (oops sorry for the cursing Rev.. )
Gonna have to fine you for that, Zip. $10 bucks in the tip jar ;)
"I woke up in the CRAZY HOUSE."
hey a religion I can understand.. fines for infractions.. (whew thank God you didnt say it was a 'love' offering.. I woulda been a bit skeered ;P )
Nah, I'm gonna save that for Red ;)
"I woke up in the CRAZY HOUSE."
LOL! Does your church have vestal virgins?? Oops nevermind ;P
Actually, I think we have vestigial virgins....
"I woke up in the CRAZY HOUSE."
OH hey then that works..and I play the organ.. so maybe we can work something out ;P
I'm thinking Reverend Hmmmmm might not work?
Two, three years ago I discovered this place. Since that time,I have been, for free, the Right Reverend Robert Wallace, capable of performing marriages. I even have a Master's and Doctoral in Theology. They're framed and on my wall.
Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."
I even have a Master's and Doctoral in Theology. They're framed and on my wall. Well that's cool.. you can perform the ceremony for your pug and CAPPS pug ;)
How do you get the rings on their paws?
Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."
Hmm ... dont dogs get wedding collars isntead of ring??? ;)
Well, he's clearly gay, so he'll have to find a more liberal minister than I am.
Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."
LOL!! So I guess a liver wedding cake is out then for now? ;)
Uh...uh...urp....excuse me, I have to run to the bathroom...urp.
Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."
SO I gather you won't be eating a piece of the wedding cake?? ;)
I can't even THINK about it...uh, urp, I have run again.
Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."
Oh you poor thing.. I guess I can guess you dont like foie gras either??
Heh, no thanks. My avatar in Project Entropia is a skilled laser sniper. That's good enough for me.
Ooh, you're having fun, aren't you, you sadistic little wench!
Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."
Hm this says it is not a game.. then what exactly is it? (you could still get a Jedi certificate though to hang on your wall ;) )
Oh no..no.. I'm just a sweet little southern girl .. ;)
Nah, we just mark our territory and move on.
"Bomb De-Fusing For Dummies, Chapter 1, Wiring: Red Before Yellow Kills A Fellow."
ROFL!!!!
It is a free to sign up and play role playing game out of Sweden named Mind Ark with over 400,000 accounts worldwide. One can hunt, manufacture, mine minerals, go to space, and do many other things on the planet Calypso. People also buy virtual land and spaceships to take people to the space station and it is incredibly addictive. I love it. The graphics are first class, and if one makes money in the game, you can withdraw it. And people are actually playing this and making a good living on their businesses in it. Here is the forum: http://www.entropiaforum.com/ I go in and chat with either other members of my society or other 'citizens' of Calypso. I hunt and am a very skilled player who is learning the trade of clothing and weapon manufacture. It has become my favorite activity on the WWW.
People also buy virtual land and spaceships to take people to the space station and it is incredibly addictive. I love it. The graphics are first class, and if one makes money in the game, you can withdraw it. And people are actually playing this and making a good living on their businesses in it. Here is the forum: http://www.entropiaforum.com/ I go in and chat with either other members of my society or other 'citizens' of Calypso. I hunt and am a very skilled player who is learning the trade of clothing and weapon manufacture. It has become my favorite activity on the WWW. Oh really?? ..I know some people who are really into the World of Warcraft.. thanks for the explanation ..I'll check it out !
An Avatar slaying an Atrax. He is wearing Ghoat armor that can withstand the cut, stab, and impact damage of this particular mob, and he's using a justy II. Remember, the only good Atrax, is a dead one. ;-) (from the image gallery at the forum)
OH okay.. that's helpful.. it'll help make more sense to me..while I check it out some more ..
What is incredibly nice is you can design the size, looks and chose the gender of your avatar. No two awies look or act alike, and there is a genuine culture to this game that is very enticing and galvanizing fun. You hear all the world's languages in it, and you meet people in it from all over the world. I highly recommend it.
Like Scarlet O'Hara! I've read Gone with the Wind!
Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."
She was a little ol' southern gal now wasnt she ..?? ;)
You hear all the world's languages in it, and you meet people in it from all over the world. I highly recommend it. Ah somewhat similar to the game I mentioned.. one can get lost in those games which can be positive particularly when it takes strategy and thought.. I hate mindless games..
Who shot some poor ol' Yankee just for lookin' for a little love!
Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."
Well that was cause he was a yankee.. didnt ya know that?? Yankees jsut dont understand little ol' southern gals.. ;)
I think this qualifies as a "Move out of your parents' basements and get a life!" moment.
#8. To: angle (#4)
I want one.
#9. To: Flintlock (#5)
#10. To: Zipporah (#0)
#11. To: peteatomic (#10)
Where is Comic Book Store Guy?
#12. To: Zipporah (#0)
#13. To: mehitable (#12)
By the way, I have been ordained Reverend Mehitable through the Universal Life Church and I DO take love offerings...
#14. To: Zipporah (#13)
#15. To: mehitable (#14)
Gonna have to fine you for that, Zip. $10 bucks in the tip jar ;)
#16. To: Zipporah (#15)
#17. To: mehitable (#16)
Nah, I'm gonna save that for Red ;)
#18. To: Zipporah (#17)
#19. To: mehitable (#18)
Actually, I think we have vestigial virgins....
#20. To: mehitable (#12)
I have been ordained Reverend Mehitable through the Universal Life Church
#21. To: Zipporah (#0)
#22. To: YertleTurtle (#21)
Two, three years ago I discovered this place. Since that time,I have been, for free, the Right Reverend Robert Wallace, capable of performing marriages.
#23. To: Zipporah (#22)
Well that's cool.. you can perform the ceremony for your pug and CAPPS pug ;)
#24. To: YertleTurtle (#23)
How do you get the rings on their paws?
#25. To: Zipporah (#24)
Hmm ... dont dogs get wedding collars isntead of ring??? ;)
#26. To: YertleTurtle (#25)
Well, he's clearly gay, so he'll have to find a more liberal minister than I am.
#27. To: Zipporah (#26)
So I guess a liver wedding cake is out then for now? ;)
#28. To: YertleTurtle (#27)
Uh...uh...urp....excuse me, I have to run to the bathroom...urp.
#29. To: Zipporah (#28)
SO I gather you won't be eating a piece of the wedding cake?? ;)
#30. To: YertleTurtle (#29)
I can't even THINK about it...uh, urp, I have run again.
#31. To: Zipporah (#0)
#32. To: Zipporah (#30)
Oh you poor thing.. I guess I can guess you dont like foie gras either??
#33. To: Ferret Mike (#31)
#34. To: YertleTurtle (#32)
Ooh, you're having fun, aren't you, you sadistic little wench!
#35. To: Zipporah (#24)
Hmm ... dont dogs get wedding collars isntead of ring??? ;)
#36. To: orangedog (#35)
Nah, we just mark our territory and move on.
#37. To: Zipporah (#33)
#38. To: Ferret Mike (#37)
It is a free to sign up and play role playing game out of Sweden named Mind Ark with over 400,000 accounts worldwide. One can hunt, manufacture, mine minerals, go to space, and do many other things on the planet Calypso.
#39. To: Zipporah (#33)
#40. To: Ferret Mike (#39)
An Avatar slaying an Atrax. He is wearing Ghoat armor that can withstand the cut, stab, and impact damage of this particular mob, and he's using a justy II. Remember, the only good Atrax, is a dead one. ;-) (from the image gallery at the forum)
#41. To: Zipporah (#38)
"Oh really?? ..I know some people who are really into the World of Warcraft.. thanks for the explanation ..I'll check it out !"
#42. To: Zipporah (#34)
Oh no..no.. I'm just a sweet little southern girl .. ;)
#43. To: YertleTurtle (#42)
Like Scarlet O'Hara! I've read Gone with the Wind!
#44. To: Ferret Mike (#41)
What is incredibly nice is you can design the size, looks and chose the gender of your avatar. No two awies look or act alike, and there is a genuine culture to this game that is very enticing and galvanizing fun.
#45. To: Zipporah (#43)
She was a little ol' southern gal now wasnt she ..?? ;)
#46. To: YertleTurtle (#45)
Who shot some poor ol' Yankee just for lookin' for a little love!
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