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Title: Jedi Knight Certificate (from the Universal Life Church)
Source: Universal Life Church Monastary
URL Source: http://www.ulc.org/catalog/jediknightcertificate-p-237.html
Published: May 21, 2006
Author: Universal Life Church Monastary
Post Date: 2006-05-21 11:15:36 by Zipporah
Keywords: None
Views: 838
Comments: 46

Jedi Knight Certificate$4.95

Jedi Knight Certificate

To Become a Jedi requires a profound commitment and astute mind. The life of a Jedi is one of personal sacrifice. To train they live a life of simplicity and adhere to the Jedi Code which forbids material possession and emotional attachments. A Jedi is expected to obey this strict Code that includes concepts such as rational thought, patience, and benevolence. Training is done by a respected Jedi until the individual is proficient enough to start their own journey as a Jedi. This certificate brings you all the rights, privileges, and benefits the Rank of Jedi receives. This certificate bestows upon you the Rank of JEDI KNIGHT!

May the Force Be With You!


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Oh and while you're at it.. get your press pass ;)

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#7. To: orangedog (#3)

I think this qualifies as a "Move out of your parents' basements and get a life!" moment.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   12:00:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: angle (#4)

I want one.

For $4.95 you CAN have one ;)

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   12:01:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Flintlock (#5)

Hell? What's that?

angle  posted on  2006-05-21   12:04:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Zipporah (#0)

Where is Comic Book Store Guy?

he'd love one of these ;)

"That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves." Kim Stanley Robinson, "Green Mars" p318

peteatomic  posted on  2006-05-21   13:10:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: peteatomic (#10)

Where is Comic Book Store Guy?

he'd love one of these ;)

LOL!! hey works for me.. :P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   13:13:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Zipporah (#0)

By the way, I have been ordained Reverend Mehitable through the Universal Life Church and I DO take love offerings...

"I woke up in the CRAZY HOUSE."

mehitable  posted on  2006-05-21   19:49:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: mehitable (#12)

By the way, I have been ordained Reverend Mehitable through the Universal Life Church and I DO take love offerings...

Damn why didnt I think of that?? (oops sorry for the cursing Rev.. )

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   19:51:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Zipporah (#13)

Gonna have to fine you for that, Zip. $10 bucks in the tip jar ;)

"I woke up in the CRAZY HOUSE."

mehitable  posted on  2006-05-21   19:53:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: mehitable (#14)

Gonna have to fine you for that, Zip. $10 bucks in the tip jar ;)

hey a religion I can understand.. fines for infractions.. (whew thank God you didnt say it was a 'love' offering.. I woulda been a bit skeered ;P )

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   19:55:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Zipporah (#15)

Nah, I'm gonna save that for Red ;)

"I woke up in the CRAZY HOUSE."

mehitable  posted on  2006-05-21   19:56:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: mehitable (#16)

Nah, I'm gonna save that for Red ;)

LOL!

Does your church have vestal virgins?? Oops nevermind ;P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   19:59:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Zipporah (#17)

Actually, I think we have vestigial virgins....

"I woke up in the CRAZY HOUSE."

mehitable  posted on  2006-05-21   20:01:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: mehitable (#18)

Actually, I think we have vestigial virgins....

OH hey then that works..and I play the organ.. so maybe we can work something out ;P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   20:05:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: mehitable (#12)

I have been ordained Reverend Mehitable through the Universal Life Church

I'm thinking Reverend Hmmmmm might not work?

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-05-21   20:46:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Zipporah (#0)

Two, three years ago I discovered this place. Since that time,I have been, for free, the Right Reverend Robert Wallace, capable of performing marriages.

I even have a Master's and Doctoral in Theology. They're framed and on my wall.

Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-05-21   20:56:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: YertleTurtle (#21)

Two, three years ago I discovered this place. Since that time,I have been, for free, the Right Reverend Robert Wallace, capable of performing marriages.

I even have a Master's and Doctoral in Theology. They're framed and on my wall.

Well that's cool.. you can perform the ceremony for your pug and CAPPS pug ;)

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   20:57:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Zipporah (#22)

Well that's cool.. you can perform the ceremony for your pug and CAPPS pug ;)

How do you get the rings on their paws?

Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-05-21   20:59:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: YertleTurtle (#23)

How do you get the rings on their paws?

Hmm ... dont dogs get wedding collars isntead of ring??? ;)

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   21:04:06 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Zipporah (#24)

Hmm ... dont dogs get wedding collars isntead of ring??? ;)

Well, he's clearly gay, so he'll have to find a more liberal minister than I am.

Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-05-21   21:07:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: YertleTurtle (#25)

Well, he's clearly gay, so he'll have to find a more liberal minister than I am.

LOL!!

So I guess a liver wedding cake is out then for now? ;)

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   21:14:22 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Zipporah (#26)

So I guess a liver wedding cake is out then for now? ;)

Uh...uh...urp....excuse me, I have to run to the bathroom...urp.

Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-05-21   21:19:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: YertleTurtle (#27)

Uh...uh...urp....excuse me, I have to run to the bathroom...urp.

SO I gather you won't be eating a piece of the wedding cake?? ;)

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   21:22:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Zipporah (#28)

SO I gather you won't be eating a piece of the wedding cake?? ;)

I can't even THINK about it...uh, urp, I have run again.

Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-05-21   21:25:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: YertleTurtle (#29)

I can't even THINK about it...uh, urp, I have run again.

Oh you poor thing.. I guess I can guess you dont like foie gras either??

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   21:28:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Zipporah (#0)

Heh, no thanks. My avatar in Project Entropia is a skilled laser sniper. That's good enough for me.

http://www.entropiauniv erse.com/en/rich/5000.html

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-05-21   21:32:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Zipporah (#30)

Oh you poor thing.. I guess I can guess you dont like foie gras either??

Ooh, you're having fun, aren't you, you sadistic little wench!

Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-05-21   21:35:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Ferret Mike (#31)

Hm this says it is not a game.. then what exactly is it?

(you could still get a Jedi certificate though to hang on your wall ;) )

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   21:37:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: YertleTurtle (#32)

Ooh, you're having fun, aren't you, you sadistic little wench!

Oh no..no.. I'm just a sweet little southern girl .. ;)

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   21:43:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Zipporah (#24)

Hmm ... dont dogs get wedding collars isntead of ring??? ;)

Nah, we just mark our territory and move on.

"Bomb De-Fusing For Dummies, Chapter 1, Wiring: Red Before Yellow Kills A Fellow."

orangedog  posted on  2006-05-21   21:46:45 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: orangedog (#35)

Nah, we just mark our territory and move on.

ROFL!!!!

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   21:53:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: Zipporah (#33)

It is a free to sign up and play role playing game out of Sweden named Mind Ark with over 400,000 accounts worldwide. One can hunt, manufacture, mine minerals, go to space, and do many other things on the planet Calypso.

People also buy virtual land and spaceships to take people to the space station and it is incredibly addictive. I love it. The graphics are first class, and if one makes money in the game, you can withdraw it. And people are actually playing this and making a good living on their businesses in it.

Here is the forum: http://www.entropiaforum.com/

I go in and chat with either other members of my society or other 'citizens' of Calypso. I hunt and am a very skilled player who is learning the trade of clothing and weapon manufacture.

It has become my favorite activity on the WWW.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-05-21   21:53:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Ferret Mike (#37)

It is a free to sign up and play role playing game out of Sweden named Mind Ark with over 400,000 accounts worldwide. One can hunt, manufacture, mine minerals, go to space, and do many other things on the planet Calypso.

People also buy virtual land and spaceships to take people to the space station and it is incredibly addictive. I love it. The graphics are first class, and if one makes money in the game, you can withdraw it. And people are actually playing this and making a good living on their businesses in it.

Here is the forum: http://www.entropiaforum.com/

I go in and chat with either other members of my society or other 'citizens' of Calypso. I hunt and am a very skilled player who is learning the trade of clothing and weapon manufacture.

It has become my favorite activity on the WWW.

Oh really?? ..I know some people who are really into the World of Warcraft.. thanks for the explanation ..I'll check it out !

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   21:56:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: Zipporah (#33)

An Avatar slaying an Atrax. He is wearing Ghoat armor that can withstand the cut, stab, and impact damage of this particular mob, and he's using a justy II. Remember, the only good Atrax, is a dead one. ;-) (from the image gallery at the forum)

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-05-21   22:01:46 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Ferret Mike (#39)

An Avatar slaying an Atrax. He is wearing Ghoat armor that can withstand the cut, stab, and impact damage of this particular mob, and he's using a justy II. Remember, the only good Atrax, is a dead one. ;-) (from the image gallery at the forum)

OH okay.. that's helpful.. it'll help make more sense to me..while I check it out some more ..

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   22:04:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: Zipporah (#38)

"Oh really?? ..I know some people who are really into the World of Warcraft.. thanks for the explanation ..I'll check it out !"

What is incredibly nice is you can design the size, looks and chose the gender of your avatar. No two awies look or act alike, and there is a genuine culture to this game that is very enticing and galvanizing fun.

You hear all the world's languages in it, and you meet people in it from all over the world. I highly recommend it.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-05-21   22:05:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: Zipporah (#34)

Oh no..no.. I'm just a sweet little southern girl .. ;)

Like Scarlet O'Hara! I've read Gone with the Wind!

Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-05-21   22:15:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: YertleTurtle (#42)

Like Scarlet O'Hara! I've read Gone with the Wind!

She was a little ol' southern gal now wasnt she ..?? ;)

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   22:21:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: Ferret Mike (#41)

What is incredibly nice is you can design the size, looks and chose the gender of your avatar. No two awies look or act alike, and there is a genuine culture to this game that is very enticing and galvanizing fun.

You hear all the world's languages in it, and you meet people in it from all over the world. I highly recommend it.

Ah somewhat similar to the game I mentioned.. one can get lost in those games which can be positive particularly when it takes strategy and thought.. I hate mindless games..

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   22:22:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: Zipporah (#43)

She was a little ol' southern gal now wasnt she ..?? ;)

Who shot some poor ol' Yankee just for lookin' for a little love!

Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-05-21   22:42:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: YertleTurtle (#45)

Who shot some poor ol' Yankee just for lookin' for a little love!

Well that was cause he was a yankee.. didnt ya know that?? Yankees jsut dont understand little ol' southern gals.. ;)

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-21   22:50:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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