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Title: Hurricane-Ravaged Florida Town Raises Ukraine Flag So Congress Will Send Aid
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/hurrica ... flag-so-congress-will-send-aid
Published: Oct 5, 2022
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2022-10-05 11:37:22 by Ada
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FT MYERS, FL — In a desperate attempt to get help for its citizens and deal with the growing humanitarian crisis in the area, a Florida town devastated by Hurricane Ian has taken the unusual step of raising the Ukrainian flag, hoping to convince Congress to send aid. "The Ukrainian government flies this flag, and they're just swimming in billions and billions of dollars in support from the United States. We're just swimming in sewage," said Ray Valdivia, the Response Coordinator working to assess the damage in the town. "We tried going through the normal channels to get help from the government, but Biden just sent us a letter of "best wishes" that looks like it may have been written in crayon." Though the situation across the Sunshine State has been critical since the hurricane blew through last week, Congress has maintained a keen focus on funneling astronomical amounts of taxpayer money overseas to pay the salaries of Ukrainian government officials and support American defense contractors' war efforts against Russia. "These requests coming in from Florida are small potatoes," Nancy Pelosi slurred at her meeting with the press when asked about providing hurricane relief. "Sending money to Florida would not save the world from Russia or effectively launder the taxpayer money in any way." At publishing time, citizens of Ft. Myers were working on using fake Ukrainian accents and inviting Hollywood celebrities to visit their devastated towns, hoping to convince the ignorant actors that they were visiting war-torn Kyiv instead.
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#1. To: Ada (#0)
Affixing a rainbow sash to that Ukrainian flag would probably help.
true enough US Veteran Working on the Ground in Ukraine: There Is NO EVIDENCE of the Billions in US Dollars Sent to Ukraine – Not Seeing Any Relief "...NO evidence of the billions of dollars in aide the US sent over: "There is no congressional oversight ... This money is going into a black hole." fromthetrenchesworldrepor...-seeing-any-relief/307285 inviting Hollywood celebrities to visit their devastated towns, hoping to convince the ignorant actors that they were visiting war-torn Kyiv instead. sure does look like a war zone... Drone footage shows aftermath of Hurricane Ian at Fort Myers Beach www.youtube.com/watch?v=t488g2rA-Uk ...Maybe because it is :( “The Biden administration was behind the Hurricane Ian geoterrorist attack on Florida, as were all of the other usual suspects.” — Intelligence Analyst & Former U.S. Military Officer Controlling Hurricane Ian? fromthetrenchesworldrepor...ling-hurricane-ian/307169 PROJECT CIRRUS: GOV’T ADMITS TO MANIPULATING HURRICANES (Video) [and also "forest fires"] Check out the ruby RED counties that just got weather attacked in Southwest Florida. The geoterrorists deliberately aimed the highly weaponized Hurricane Ian at the wealthiest Republican enclaves and some of most conservative counties in Florida. BOMBSHELL! Literally THOUSANDS have died from Hurricane Ian in southwest Florida. but no official channel will say so because…….. Posted on September 30, 2022 … the government always suppresses — TO A GREAT DEGREE — the actual death toll caused by each and every natural disaster that occurs in the USA. But why? Because, especially where it concerns a highly destructive and genocidal weather calamity such as the purposefully geoengineered OPERATION HURRICANE IAN, there is always a very complex and convoluted criminal conspiracy at work. The geoterrorists listed below were each co-conspirators in this murderous false flag operation; therefore, they all collude to systematically cover up the true death tolls lest the awakening populace get suspicious. This long established conspiracy network includes the National Weather Service, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, National Aeronautics and Space Administration, Department of Defense, Department of Homeland Security, Federal Bureau of Investigation, the White House, the entire Mainstream Media, as well as the State, County & Municipal Governments and Local Law Enforcement Agencies where the ‘natural disaster’ is perpetrated. But what’s the big deal? There must be a high level of close coordination among all of those organs of the U.S. Federal Government, along with the respective states, counties and cities, in order to successfully pull off such a well planned genocide WITHOUT DETECTION. Were there even a hint of the US government deliberately directing a devastating black operation as they just did with OPERATION HURRICANE IAN, the citizenry would burn down Washington, D.C. by starting an immense bonfire inside the Beltway... Deliberately False Hurricane Ian Forecasts Set Up South Florida For Massive Death Toll……. Posted on September 30, 2022 T.H.E.Y. want us dead. "...as long as there..remain active enemies of the Christian church, we may hope to become Master of the World...the future Jewish King will never reign in the world before Christianity is overthrown - B'nai B'rith speech http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/luther.htm / http://bible.cc/psalms/83-4.htm
#2. To: Ada (#0)
Nancy Pelosi slurred at her meeting with the press when asked about providing hurricane relief. "Sending money to Florida would not ...effectively launder the taxpayer money in any way."
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