[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help] 

Status: Not Logged In; Sign In

MSNBC horribly suggests the genocide against the SA refugees is justified.

Cheap Tomatoes (And Immigration)

SOTT Earth Changes Summary - April 2025: Extreme Weather, Planetary Upheaval,

Turmeric Lowers Blood Pressure-How To Get the Most Out Of It

Magistrate Judge Issues Warning to US Attorney Alina Habba and ICE After Arrest of Newark Mayor

UK PM Starmer Slammed For Daring To Suggest Immigrants Should "Speak English"

How $21 TRILLION Went Missing From U.S. Tax Payers! -Catherine Austin Fitts

Diddy’s Collapse Was No Accident – Whitney Webb Connects the Dots!

CANADIAN Soldiers Spill Hard Truth about Russia Ukraine War

10 Russian weapons used in Ukraine that worry NATO

CAF It Looks Like Crypto Is Going to Be the Trigger for the Next Crisis—and Massive Plunder

Jimmy Dore NYC Mayor Race Just Got CRAZY! !

US Treasury Shocks With Second Biggest Budget Surplus In History

Democrats have reached peaked stupidity.

The Forgotten History of Neurological Vaccine Injuries

Israel to take full control of land registry in West Bank's Area C, cementing annexation

Trump discusses end to Gaza war with Saudi crown prince

ew numbers from the Bureau of Labor and Statistics show 800,000 jobs from last year never existed.

Hamas releases Israeli-American captive Edan Alexander after direct talks with U.S.

Despite Mainstream Panic, US Consumer Price Inflation Tumbles To Lowest In Over 4 Years

Big Pharma Whistleblower Found Dead After Confirming Ivermectin Cures Cancer

Store nothing in plastic

Black Nurse Claims She Kills White Patients on Facebook

BOOM…😂😂😂

Eric Church - Drink In My Hand

Lower Bloood Pressure

Dozens of Afrikaners arrive to Dulles with refugee status, sparking outrage

"Absurd Conspiracy": French Media Rushes To Quash Claims Macron, Merz & Starmer Caught Hiding Cocaine On Kiev-Bound Train

Mark Dice: Blsck Fatigue

How to Get Enough Polyphenols for Life Extension


Sports
See other Sports Articles

Title: America Recommends Kim Jong-Un Test Nukes On Astros-Phillies World Series
Source: [None]
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/america ... n-astros-phillies-world-series
Published: Oct 30, 2022
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2022-10-30 09:41:28 by Ada
Keywords: None
Views: 109

NORTH KOREA — Through diplomatic channels, America has offered for Kim Jong-Un to test out his nuclear arsenal at the next Astros-Phillies World Series game.

"No pressure, we just wanted to let you know it's available," said the communique. "If you're looking for ground zero, maybe shoot for the Astros' dugout? Or the Phillies' dugout. Honestly, we don't care."

Tensions have ratcheted up in North Korea recently as Kim Jong-Un has threatened neighbors with yet another missile test. "We hope our generous offer to nuke the Astros will defuse the situation on the Korean peninsula," said diplomat Hao-Yun Lee. "Obviously Kim Jong-Un has a lot of angst that he needs to release, and we have the Astros and Phillies all in one place. It's a perfect match."

Though understanding the continued anger at their team, citizens of Houston have felt the offer to nuke their city to be a bit excessive. "We all know a ton of teams were stealing signs, we were just the only ones dumb enough to get caught," said local Astros fan Dave Rogers. "Besides, the main guys involved are all gone. I get still booing the Astros, but letting North Korea nuke us seems a little much."

Sources say that evil dictator Kim Jong-Un has declined the offer, as he is of course a massive Astros fan.

Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread  



[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help]