Sorry Dad, I almost forgot with Sling Blade being two days late getting the Squirt here while he's cutting my grass.
The little newly-minted 12 y/o was a little cutting as to why her presents were two days late. Papa-San corrected her post haste.
That being said, Happy Birthday to the "Kindest and Gentlest Soul on the Internet" since the award was invented when you went online.
I'm a little ashamed of not doing my duty by having this online at 0000 Zulu, but we live in turbulent times, and mistakes are made.
I love you, Jim, my fourth surrogate Dad. Happy Birthday! Godspeed.