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Title: Just Because!!! City Bans All Gun Shops!!
Source:
Guns & Gadgets
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnU_7GhrKyk
Published: Nov 29, 2022
Author: Guns & Gadgets
Post Date: 2022-11-29 16:52:05 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 277
Comments: 4
Poster Comment: Commiefornia. Whould'a thunk?
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#1. To: Esso (#0)
Next they'll be banning all car dealerships that sell assault SUVs, then all stores that sell knives, or hammers, or rope.
Dakkie and me are awaiting patent approval on our new fully-automatic, solar-powered, assault roofing hammer with a vibrating dildo handle [which is supposed to reduce RSIs (repetitive stress injuries)]. We argued a long time as to who we should get to do the beta testing, but Dak is quite the innovator. I would've never thought to use San Francisco, homeless crackheads and a politician's husband to wring out the bugs (no pun intended). Our innovative new passive restraint neck-belt system for EVs was kind of a bust though. The liberals heads kept popping off and rolling down the road when the self-driving feature kept slamming into stopped semis. Ya win some, ya lose some. Just label it "Patent Pending" and roll it out asap.
“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken
Can't wait to see the write up on it in Popular Mechanics :)
"After tomorrow those SOB's will never embarrass me again. That’s not a threat. That’s a promise.” – LBJ to his mistress Madeleine Brown on the eve of JFK assassination 
#2. To: FormerLurker, Dakmar, 4um (#1)
Next they'll be banning all car dealerships that sell assault SUVs, then all stores that sell knives, or hammers, or rope.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#3. To: Esso (#2)
#4. To: Esso (#2)
"After tomorrow those SOB's will never embarrass me again. That’s not a threat. That’s a promise.” – LBJ to his mistress Madeleine Brown on the eve of JFK assassination
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