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Title: Oh God no! My eyes! My eyes!
Source: The Sudden Curve
URL Source: http://tonova.typepad.com/thesuddencurve/
Published: May 23, 2006
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2006-05-23 07:10:12 by YertleTurtle
Keywords: None
Views: 745
Comments: 18

This 44-year-old North Carolina woman was arrested for having a month-long affair with a 13-year-old boy.

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I actually feel sorry for this hideous woman, but, good Lord, what was wrong with that boy?!?!? (1 image)

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#1. To: YertleTurtle (#0)

OMG.. well... I dont feel sorry for her other than ..she needs a major makeover and some time on a liquid protein diet.. On the 13 year old.. I have no idea.. bizarre world..

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-23   7:14:21 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Instead of putting this woman in prison or on probation or fining her, why doesn't the government just give her some major plastic surgery? Problem solved!

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-05-23   7:25:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Instead of putting this woman in prison or on probation or fining her, why doesn't the government just give her some major plastic surgery? Problem solved!

And not to forget lipo ;)

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-23   7:48:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

In the old days they would have enlisted her in the army and sent her to a remote post without any women. My mother knew a woman who was sent to a remote area and came back in 2 years with enough money to buy a house in a small town.

Horse  posted on  2006-05-23   11:48:30 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

In the old days they would have enlisted her in the army and sent her to a remote post without any women. My mother knew a woman who was sent to a remote area and came back in 2 years with enough money to buy a house in a small town.

I'm sorry...this poor woman doesn't qualify as "any port in a storm" material under ANY circumstances.

who knows what evil  posted on  2006-05-23   12:07:50 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

look at her mouth (g)

christine  posted on  2006-05-23   12:10:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#16. To: christine (#15)

I don't think so...I'm eating lunch (a tasty homemade 'shepherd's pie' with jalapenos), and I plan on 'keeping it down'.

who knows what evil  posted on  2006-05-23 12:22:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

look at her mouth (g)

Now I'm convinced she's retarded.

As for redneck, that's my background. I was able to overcome it with my beach- hall-sized brain. Do her? Not in a million years.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-05-23 13:36:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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