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Title: Oh God no! My eyes! My eyes!
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The Sudden Curve
URL Source: http://tonova.typepad.com/thesuddencurve/
Published: May 23, 2006
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2006-05-23 07:10:12 by YertleTurtle
Keywords: None
Views: 397
Comments: 18
This 44-year-old North Carolina woman was arrested for having a month-long affair with a 13-year-old boy.
Poster Comment: I actually feel sorry for this hideous woman, but, good Lord, what was wrong with that boy?!?!?
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#1. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
OMG.. well... I dont feel sorry for her other than ..she needs a major makeover and some time on a liquid protein diet.. On the 13 year old.. I have no idea.. bizarre world..
Instead of putting this woman in prison or on probation or fining her, why doesn't the government just give her some major plastic surgery? Problem solved!
And not to forget lipo ;)
In the old days they would have enlisted her in the army and sent her to a remote post without any women. My mother knew a woman who was sent to a remote area and came back in 2 years with enough money to buy a house in a small town.
I'm sorry...this poor woman doesn't qualify as "any port in a storm" material under ANY circumstances.
look at her mouth OK, now let's try to be a little more understanding. She really wasn't a happy camper the day they took this shot. She may have been somewhat angry and embarrassed. I'm sure she's perfectly charming under the proper circumstances. We all have a few of these in our family tree. And some of us have fond memories. oops
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#2. To: Zipporah (#1)
#5. To: YertleTurtle (#2)
Instead of putting this woman in prison or on probation or fining her, why doesn't the government just give her some major plastic surgery? Problem solved!
#13. To: Zipporah (#5)
#14. To: Horse (#13)
In the old days they would have enlisted her in the army and sent her to a remote post without any women. My mother knew a woman who was sent to a remote area and came back in 2 years with enough money to buy a house in a small town.
#17. To: who knows what evil (#14)
I'm sorry...this poor woman doesn't qualify as "any port in a storm" material under ANY circumstances.
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