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Title: Oh God no! My eyes! My eyes!
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The Sudden Curve
URL Source: http://tonova.typepad.com/thesuddencurve/
Published: May 23, 2006
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2006-05-23 07:10:12 by YertleTurtle
Keywords: None
Views: 450
Comments: 18
This 44-year-old North Carolina woman was arrested for having a month-long affair with a 13-year-old boy.
Poster Comment: I actually feel sorry for this hideous woman, but, good Lord, what was wrong with that boy?!?!?
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#1. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
OMG.. well... I dont feel sorry for her other than ..she needs a major makeover and some time on a liquid protein diet.. On the 13 year old.. I have no idea.. bizarre world..
Instead of putting this woman in prison or on probation or fining her, why doesn't the government just give her some major plastic surgery? Problem solved!
Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."
I hope I don't offend anyone but she looks retarded to me. To have an affair with a 13-year-old boy neither her nor the boy could have been that bright. If she is retarded then she will probably get away with it. People should watch their kids a little better than this, but I know it's hard trying to, as Bush says, "put food on your family", and properly raise and look after your kids at the same time in this middle class killing economy.
God is always good! People should watch their kids a little better than this, but I know it's hard trying to, as Bush says, "put food on your family", and properly raise and look after your kids at the same time in this middle class killing economy. Well you're right she doesnt exactly look too bright but then again someone who has sex with a 13 year old no matter what they look like (well unless they're 13 years old as well) has some type of mental issues IMO.. How many mothers honestly would think that they'd have to warn their sons against older women preying on them?? Until recently due to the news of more and more of this stuff.. it wouldve never crossed my mind.. ??
And not to forget lipo ;)
I should have known better...
Raging hormones can't find an ugly woman. It's that simple.
My hormones, at their ragingest, would have shut down completely at the sight of this woman naked.
Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."
You're right; she does look retarded. Maybe the boy is, too. Honestly, how could any male, even 13 years old, have sex with this woman, unless not right in the head?
Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."
you forgot one important aspect.. the redneck factor.. throw that in the mix and its over.. it's the trump card. ;P
omg!!! i am cracking up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm laughing even louder!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the old days they would have enlisted her in the army and sent her to a remote post without any women. My mother knew a woman who was sent to a remote area and came back in 2 years with enough money to buy a house in a small town.
I'm sorry...this poor woman doesn't qualify as "any port in a storm" material under ANY circumstances.
look at her mouth (g)
I don't think so...I'm eating lunch (a tasty homemade 'shepherd's pie' with jalapenos), and I plan on 'keeping it down'.
look at her mouth OK, now let's try to be a little more understanding. She really wasn't a happy camper the day they took this shot. She may have been somewhat angry and embarrassed. I'm sure she's perfectly charming under the proper circumstances. We all have a few of these in our family tree. And some of us have fond memories. oops
Adolf Hitler... "What luck for rulers that men do not think." John F. Kennedy... "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." Now I'm convinced she's retarded. As for redneck, that's my background. I was able to overcome it with my beach- hall-sized brain. Do her? Not in a million years.
Freeper motto: "I read, but do not understand; I write, but make no sense."
#2. To: Zipporah (#1)
#3. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
"It was an interesting day." - President Bush, recalling 9/11 [White House, 1/5/02] More and more of our imports come from overseas. - George W. Bush
#4. To: RickyJ (#3)
I hope I don't offend anyone but she looks retarded to me. To have an affair with a 13-year-old boy neither her nor the boy could have been that bright. If she is retarded then she will probably get away with it.
#5. To: YertleTurtle (#2)
Instead of putting this woman in prison or on probation or fining her, why doesn't the government just give her some major plastic surgery? Problem solved!
#6. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
#7. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
#8. To: SKYDRIFTER (#7)
Raging hormones can't find an ugly woman.
#9. To: Zipporah (#4)
#10. To: YertleTurtle (#9)
You're right; she does look retarded. Maybe the boy is, too. Honestly, how could any male, even 13 years old, have sex with this woman, unless not right in the head?
#11. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
#12. To: who knows what evil (#6)
I should have known better...
#13. To: Zipporah (#5)
#14. To: Horse (#13)
In the old days they would have enlisted her in the army and sent her to a remote post without any women. My mother knew a woman who was sent to a remote area and came back in 2 years with enough money to buy a house in a small town.
#15. To: who knows what evil, Yertle Turtle (#14)
#16. To: christine (#15)
#17. To: who knows what evil (#14)
I'm sorry...this poor woman doesn't qualify as "any port in a storm" material under ANY circumstances.
#18. To: christine (#15)
look at her mouth (g)
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