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Title: Softly and Tenderly (Jesus is calling)
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Published: Dec 18, 2022
Author: Alan Jackson - singer
Post Date: 2022-12-18 11:51:31 by Lod
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Views: 453
Comments: 7


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Wishing everyone a blessed Sunday ~

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#1. To: Lod (#0) (Edited)

When I die, I don't wanna go sober...

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2022-12-18   16:05:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Lod (#0) (Edited)

Wishing everyone a blessed Sunday ~

Sober

I wanna walk that line a little crooked
And live my life a little on the rocks
Laughing every time I fail
Not afraid to make a fool of myself
And keep on dancing when the music stops

'Cause I love being in love
It's the best kind of drug
Drunk on the high leanin' on your shoulder
Sweet like a wine as it gets older
When I die I don't wanna go sober
When I die I don't wanna go sober

You're like drinking from a never ending bottle
When I think it's gone there's always a little more left
Lay back with you and close my eyes
Let the big ol' world just spin on by
And saying your name with my last breath

I love being in love
It's the best kind of drug
Drunk on the high leanin' on your shoulder
Sweet like a wine as it gets older
When I die I don't wanna go sober
When I die I don't wanna go sober

I love being in love
It's the best kind of drug
Drunk on the high leanin' on your shoulder
Sweet like wine as it gets older
When I die I don't wanna go sober

I love being in love
It's the best kind of drug
Drunk on the high leanin' on your shoulder
Sweet like a wine as it gets older
When I die I don't wanna go sober
When I die I don't wanna go sober
When I die I don't wanna go sober

I swear, sometimes EweToob can read my mind...

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2022-12-18   17:52:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Lod (#0)

StraitGate  posted on  2022-12-18   21:49:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: StraitGate, Esso, all (#3)

Christmas Truce WWI ~

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2022-12-19   12:34:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: All (#4)

from church billboards ~ clever and true

1. There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign: CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY. Trespassers will be BAPTIZED!

2. "No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace."

3. "Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!"

4. "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin Robbins!"

5. "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

6. An ad for one Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."

7. When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

8. "People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

9. "Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily."

10. "How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non- smoking?"

11. "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives"

12. "Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."

13. "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."

14. "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."

15. "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

16. "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."

17. "Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon."

18. "This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" --(U R)

19. "In the dark? Follow the Son."

20. "Running low on faith? Step in for a fill-up."

21. "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2022-12-19   15:30:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: All (#5)

A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn't in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do," she replies. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that, too," she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today!"

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2022-12-19   15:41:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Lod (#5) (Edited)

"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives"

The bible that my mother's folks gave her and my dad when they got married after he got back from the Army in WWII, is the only book in my house that isn't dusty.

You should see the rest of the house. It could use some lessons. I use it everyday too.

I'm gonna have to bring the snowblower inside soon.

(Edit) I suppose that I should be in hot pursuit of a maid rather than a gal that works at a liquor store. I don't know of any maid stores in Ft. Wayne though. Close enough is good enough.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2022-12-19   16:16:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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