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Dead Constitution See other Dead Constitution Articles Title: Lies, All Lies Lies, All Lies by John in DC - 5/23/2006 01:13:00 PM From an amazing diary on DailyKos by Dave V. I had to copy the entire list to give you the full effect - read these (the names towards the end are the readers who contributed the "lie.") Stephen Colbert was not funny. Helen Thomas is old and batty. Mexicans are taking our jobs. Iraq sent its WMDs to Syria. Democrats don't want to wiretap terrorists. Joe Wilson admitted that Valerie Plame wasn't covert. Karl Rove has a faulty memory. Scooter Libby has a faulty memory. Tom DeLay is like Jesus Christ. No one could have anticipated that the levees would be breached. We do not torture. There is no global warming. There is global warming, but humans didn't cause it. Howard Dean can't raise money. John F. Kerry is a flip-flopper. George W. Bush is a decider. John McCain is a straight-shooter. Dick Cheney is a sober shooter. Nobody at the White House knows Jack Abramoff. Democrats do. The economy is great. Evolution isn't supported by the facts. Diebold voting machines are secure. Fox News is fair and balanced. Mission accomplished. Bill Clinton did it too. No one could have anticipated the Iraqi insurgency. The budget deficit will be cut in half in four years. Anyone who thinks Dubai shouldn't control our ports is racist. No one who thinks we should build a wall along the Mexican border is racist. George Allen isn't a racist... anymore. Terry Schiavo wants to live. Andrea Clark wants to die. We've turned a corner in Iraq. There's a war on Christmas. There's a war on Easter. There's no civil war in Iraq. The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Up is down. Black is white. Bush won Florida in 2000. – calebfaux Bush won Ohio in 2004. – calebfaux We support open, free, and fair elections ... for the Ukraine. – Eddie Haskell I earned political capital... and I intend to spend it. –Eddie Haskell Losing by 2 million votes in 2000 is a mandate. – weelzup Winning by 3 million votes in 2004 is a mandate. -- weelzup Bush won a mandate for his conservative agenda. –calebfaux The grownups will now be in charge. – SteveLCo The rule of law is important.--Andy30tx This administration will hold itself accountable.-- SteveLCo No one could have anticipated Katrina would hit New Orleans. – Hells Bells Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job. –snoopydog No one could have foreseen the failure of FEMA.—Arken Kathleen Blanco never asked for federal help.-- Willow72 Ray Nagin should have used the buses. -- Willow72 Ellen DeGeneres caused Hurricane Katrina. –cajay Gay couples seek to destroy Marriage. – Torta God plays favorites (just like Dad). –Yellow Canary Ignorance is strength. -- pdq Man existed alongside the dinoraurs. -- SteveLCo Moral values voters. –obgynlover The earth is 6,000 years old. – fool me once umm We're not interested in banning contraceptives. – RainyDay America is a Christian nation. –Sister Havana GWB is a Godly man. – x Bush flew F-102s in the Texas Air National Guard. – gatorcog Bush is a compassionate conservative. –I like Ike Bush is a great guy to have a beer with. – hrh Bush is no longer an alcoholic. –lawstudent922 Dubya owns an honest-to-God real ranch. – Plutonium Page It's a working vacation. I'm working.—Plutonium Page George W. Bush is a genius. – cmrizcha Dubya is a great cyclist. – Plutonium Page Guns don't kill people... pretzels do. –Dittoz George Bush is a war hero. – American Zapatista ...and John Kerry isn't. – American Zapatista John Kerry "outed" Mary Cheney-- IndyScott John Kerry shot himself in the leg to earn his medals-- IndyScott Al Gore thinks he invented the internet. -- Willow72 Ronald Reagan was the best president in history. –Sister Havana Harry Whittington got himself peppered. -- Willow72 Bill Clinton caused 9/11 – cmrizcha Bill Clinton was once offered Bin Laden "on a silver platter" and turned it down. – IndyScott Saddam Hussein attacked us on 9/11. – lawstudent922 9/11 changed everything. – Dittoz No one could have anticipated airplanes flying into buildings. – Dems2004 No one could have foreseen the effects of nuking Iran (next year's press conference).—Arken War is peace. -- pdq We have removed the Taliban from Afghanistan. – mjd in Florida The Iraqis will welcome us with open arms and flowers... – calebfaux It could take six days, six weeks, I doubt six months. –librarianman Pat Tillman was killed by enemy fire-- IndyScott Yellow magnetic car ribbons really help the troops. – Dems2004 The insurgency is in its last throes. -- nicejoest But even if Iraq IS in a Civil War, its a good thing. – cmrizcha The only way to get Zarqawi is to invade Iraq. – mecki We're fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here. – IndyScott When they stand up, we'll stand down.--Andy30tx Iraqi oil will pay for the war and the reconstruction. –librarianman Gas prices are high because of librul environmental regulations. --adigal/surferal Drilling the ANWR will lower the price of oil. –I like Ike Gas prices are high because of taxes.-- Willow72 The 'magic of the marketplace' will solve all problems. – SteveLCo Unemployment numbers have never been so low. -- adigal Republicans restored the economy after the shambles left by Clinton. – Ky DEM Clinton/Gore recession. – adigal The economy is booming! – adigal As President, Governor Bush will...pay the debt down to a historically low level. –Nonie3234 [B]y far the vast majority of my tax cuts go to the bottom end of the spectrum. –Nonie3234 Tax breaks for Hummers is good for the economy. –x Tax cuts are super for the middle class. -- Ky DEM Tax cuts increase revenue. -- SteveLCo The estate tax hurts family farms.—SteveLCo Private Accounts will save Social Security. –I like Ike Bush will make health insurance affordable for hard-working, low-income families. –Nonie3234 Healthy Forests Initiative will help forests. -- House No Child Left Behind will help all children. -- House Healthy Skies Initiative will reduce air pollution. – House Nobody wants reform more than Republicans. –MichaelPh Republicans are compassionate conservatives. –Missliberties Republicans are pro-life. -- dcookie Freedom is slavery. -- pdq The government is tapping your phone to protect you. – ukben Dissent is unpatriotic. –x Valerie Plame is covert and a traitor. --dday Karl Rove couldn't have done it because he knew he'd get caught. --dday Patrick Fitzgerald is going to indict Joe Wilson. --dday Bush and his twin were funny. --Andy30tx Jeff Gannon is a serious journalist-- IndyScott Rush is Right. – Eddie Haskell The media is liberal. –freedom fried No one could have anticipated that Colbert would tell the world the Emperor has no clothes. – Hells Bells Everything is hunky-dory. – subtropolis You're either with us, or against us. –Edanger6 A vote for John Kerry, is a vote for Al Qaeda. –Edanger6 George Bush doesn't read the polls. –Edanger6 ...But he does read all those books. –Edanger6 Everyone had the same intelligence. –Edanger6 Iraq is the central front on the war on terrorism. –Edanger6 All options are on the table. –Edanger6 Republicans are the party of ideas. –Edanger6 Those trucks we found in Iraq were mobile biological weapons labs. --IndyScott We know where they (the WMD) are. --IndyScott These are not assertions. These are facts backed up by solid intelligence. --IndyScott Terri Schiavo is responsive. (Bill Frist on the Senate floor). --IndyScott I never said she was responsive (Bill Frist, about a week later). --IndyScott Anyone who leaks information will no longer be part of this administration. –IndyScott Sex Education causes STDs and increases pregnancy rates. –Condoleaser HPV vaccine will cause teen sex cults. –Nonie3234/DaveV Harriet would be a great justice. I know her heart. –suspiciousmind/AmericanRiverCanyon Terrorists didn't know we could use wiretaps until they read about it in the paper. –ragnark ...we are in a war that is a different kind of war than we've been in before. –station wagon I will restore honor and integrity to the White House. –Nonie3234 Nothing is more important in a time of war than cutting taxes. –Sister Havana Democrats hate America. –Sister Havana Vince Foster was murdered. –Sister Havana "Bin Laden Determined to Strike within the U.S."--is a historical document. –The Gryffin Thousands of tactical errors were surely made in the war against Iraq. –pb And when I said "thousands" of tactical errors, I was speaking figuratively. –pb America has 'uncontrolled' and 'unprecedented' immigration. –Nonie3234 The national anthem should only be sung in English. –leftilicious Jesus would have voted for Bush. –jlove1982 I'm a uniter, not a divider. –TVOR The 'CEO' President. –TVOR Whenever we say 'wiretaps' that means we're going to get a court order. –DaveV If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator. –kestrel9000 Chris Matthews will not let anything get by him. –mjd in florida George Bush was successful businessman. –Edanger6 Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia. – pdq And our additions, from AMERICAblog readers: God hates Fags Karl told me he didn't do it. If gays are allowed to marry then heterosexual men will leave their wives. Ken Mehlman isn't gay. Wanted: Dead or Alive. The recession started BEFORE Bush came to office. Republicans are for small government. Republicans are pro-defense. Bush will try diplomacy before invading Iran. There will be no draft. George Bush won the election. George Bush doesn't hate black people. The PDB was a historical document. The religious right speaks for Christians. What Americans REALLY care about is flag burning and gay marriage. George Bush speaks Spanish. George Washington authorized wiretapes too. "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."
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#1. To: aristeides (#0)
Hmm I wonder what % of those 'names' are from FR??
I don`t have to wonder why I don`t post to other forums, or read many others.
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