Title: ‘Christmas Karens’ are looking for what they can be triggered by: Tom Cotter Source:
Fox News URL Source:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-QetcODMiY Published:Dec 25, 2022 Author:Tucker Carlson Post Date:2022-12-25 15:30:30 by Esso Keywords:None Views:402 Comments:23
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What a boring day. That's about the best I can come up with.
I think I've aged out of my stupidity at least to the extent that marriage is far less appealing than it was when suffering youthful adventurism. I could feel it coming whenever introduced to a new babe and I immediately put my wallet in my front pocket and started watching for the reptile slits in her eyes.
I'm pretty good at maintaining civil relationships with former flames. It takes a lot to get me to burn bridges. I even text my ex-wife "Happy Birthday" on her birthday.
I did have to sever ties with the gal I was seeing between 2014-2018. She'd call me on my home phone to talk, and to see if I was actually home and not out having fun. A few months ago, she called while I was out, so I returned the call. She started raggin' my ass about something so I hung up and texted her back, "I'll never bother you again." And I haven't.
Christmas morning she called, on my home phone, as usual, and I just let it ring. I suppose she's butt hurt because I didn't get her any presents this year. Oh well, fuck around and find out.
I'm usually pretty good about sidestepping gold diggers, don't usually need to. The gals I go out with are pretty solid. I don't advertise my net worth to anybody, but to look at my spending habits, you'd think I don't have a pot to piss in, but after being around me long enough, the truth becomes apparent.
Anyway, I'm havin' more fun than should be allowed. I just need to remember to get Murph's keys back when she heads back to her homeland. I've got one waiting in the wings. ;)
Whatta you mean? I don't have a lot of time to waste. She's a babe, and my age. Dog person, not a cat lady. Smart, anti-vax, pureblood. She doesn't need me, she wants me. I'll forgive the 4-door Ram p/u. Gawd, 4- door p/u's are stupid.
"Lay back with you and close my eyes, let the big ol' world just spin on by. And sayin' your name with my last breath."
Wasn't clot-shots or Covi. Squished. Bobcat accident.
Need to get out the funeral jeans again...
Maybe I won't be so contaminated with the China Virus, I can actually sign the guest register. 1-800 Flowers.com!
I got in a Bobcat a year or so ago at a jobsite. They're so complicated now that you'd need a lot of seat-time not to fuck up in one. It'd be easier to fly a UH-1 Huey.