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Title: INSiDe THe BiDeN THiNK TaNK... [Trash Thread]
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zerohedge
URL Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2023-01-10/inside-biden-think
Published: Jan 11, 2023
Author: WILLIAMBANZAI7
Post Date: 2023-01-11 07:24:34 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 456
Comments: 9
A Banzai7 Exclusive... [Warning: This Post May Be Deemed "Terrorist Satire" By The UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF POLITICAL RECTUMIFICATION ] Ten years ago, following the Snowden revelations, they hauled Crapper in before a Committee where he lied about spying on Americans, " not wittingly, no", and that was the end of it. We were told the FISA Courts were the saviours of privacy. And that was the end of it too. Just a few years latter, we were enlightened as to just how easy it is for the FBI to manipulate and lie to the FISA Courts in order to illegally spy on a sitting President. Yawn says the MSM. Later we witness the FBI and Justice Department scrounging through a former President's basement looking for declassified documents that amply demonstrate all of the above, including Brandon's complicity thereof as well as other sundry examples of corrupt Ukrainian and Chinese payola. Now we learn that former "Vice" President Brandon had precisely the same documents sitting in his "Poop Tank." Who will convene a Grand Jury to investigate and indict him? The Chinese Communist Party? They don't need no stinking top secret documents. All they have to do is Google Hunter Biden laptop documents. Now, we are waiting for the RINO Party and Special Prosecutor Rip Van What's His Name to catch up with all this constitutionally appalling excitement. And you know...this sort of thinking is terrorist in nature. CIA Director Burns: Holy Shit, we had these same secret documents over at the Biden "Think" Tank!!! Mohamed Bin Big Mouth: These revelations are all the imaginings of terrorists. 
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The Pedo and the Homo... If you have a cock and balls, you can't sit that way, skinny jean suitpants notwithstanding.
Hollywood's Big Award Night Was More Pathetic Than Ever! 😂
Disagreement Among Progressives Over Whether The Vax Is The Literal Body Of Fauci Or Just Symbolic U.S. — A dispute regarding the nature of vaccination has arisen among faithful followers of The Science, and of Fauci its prophet. According to sources, some progressives say that the sacrament of vaccination is the literal body of Fauci, while others believe it is only symbolic. "The mRNA juice we inject into our bodies to cover our COVID becomes the literal body of our Blessed Lord Fauci through a process called tranvaxstantiation," said progressive scholar Banz Tinkleman (he/him). "Whether it be Pfizer or Moderna, we can have faith that the real presence of Fauci is within the vax itself. To suggest otherwise is a damnable heresy. Why we..." Tinkleman was unable to finish his sentence, as the left side of his face suddenly stopped working. Several progressives, however, take issue with this view. "We vaccinate as a communal time of remembrance of Fauci and everything he's done for us," said a scholar Yix Mixley (she/her), who holds the opposing view. "We acknowledge that the spiritual presence of Fauci, blessings upon him, may be in with and under the vax, but reject tranvaxstantiation wholeheartedly." Mixley then collapsed due to heart inflammation. At publishing time, progressive leaders agreed to settle it through a holy war in which any heretics would be burned at the stake, but ultimately elected to just burn Portland down instead.
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Darn, I missed it.
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