[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help] 

Status: Not Logged In; Sign In

Conspiracy Connections

(Must Watch) Tucker Carlson David Collum

DeSantis sends Lt. Gov to bring illegal migrant back to Florida to face charges for crash killing 3

Authorities Hit White Man Who Was Savagely Beaten During Cincinnati Brawl with a Criminal Charge

Cash Jordan: Illegals PLUNDER Denver… Walgreens Shuts 13 Stores

2026 Year without a summer

Daniela Cambone: Marc Faber Weighs 100% All-In Gold Play

Trump ‘running circles’ around world leaders as weak Starmer in ‘spotlight’ for failing the UK

Trump Demands Fed Governor "Must Resign Now" Over Mortgage Fraud Probe

African Countries Can't Practice Maintenance

How a Fake Engineer DESTROYED South Africa’s Railway System

Israel DEMANDS X Remove Posts and X COMPLIES

Cash Jordan: 19 Supermarkets FLEE Washington... "It's WORSE Than Venezuela"

Capital faces federal probe after police accused of falsifying crime data

China’s Quantum Radar COULD EXPOSE Every U.S. Submarine on Earth

Coming soon

External Debt By Countries 2025 (MUST SEE)

Future Headline

A Palestinian beauty queen will take part in the Miss Universe pageant later this year

Mamdani's "Affordability" Agenda Could Be Extremely Costly

Restoring Law & Order In Crime-Ridden Cities May Be Key To Resolving Affordability Crisis

Cash Jordan: Moped 'Army' TERRORIZES DC... Trump ERASES 'Entire UBER Workforce' in 23 Hours

CAMPI FLEGREI SUPERVOLCANO. BUBBLING BEACH WATER

Aid To Ukraine Can Never Be Audited

Texas Vaccine Exemption Requests Spike 36 Percent

Cash Jordan: Angry Voters TRASH Migrant Shelter… ‘Forcibly Deporting’ Every Single Illegal

Bud Light Considers Tapping Sydney Sweeney To Rehab Tarnished Image

Are Environmental Toxins Lower in Wild-Caught or Farmed Fish?

British Army Colonel: Civil War Is Coming

New GPS Data Reveals Exactly Who Showed Up At White House Protests


All is Vanity
See other All is Vanity Articles

Title: I saw the weirdest f'ing thing tonight
Source: Me
URL Source: http://None
Published: May 24, 2006
Author: Me
Post Date: 2006-05-24 01:37:25 by Tauzero
Keywords: None
Views: 2121
Comments: 46

I was taking a smoke break from typing in a Robert Locke article, just before midnight central time tonight.

Standing on my back porch, I noticed an usually bright light low on the horizon, partly obscured by a tree.

I thought "Is that the moon?" No. A planet perhaps?

As I smoked, it wiggled a little bit. A bit more than a twinkling star appears to.

Soon it became clear that it was approaching directly towards me. As the angle increased, I at first thought it was moving very fast. I became able to resolve red and blue navigational lights within the brighter white light, so it was clearly a terrestrial aircraft.

But it was very quiet. I could hear no engine noise.

Before long, as the angle between its line of flight and my sight grew, and there was enough parallax to judge distance a little bit, it became obvious that it wasn't moving fast at all. It was very low.

The thing passed right over my house, couldn't have been much higher than the electrical towers nearby, which are close enough that I can hear their sizzle and hum in the wee hours. It occluded perhaps two handspans of the sky at arms length, so it wasn't tiny, and had a profile unlike anything I've seen before. From below it looked kinda like a manta ray.

The spookiest thing was how quiet it was, and the character of the sound. It wasn't any louder than the directionless background noise from the interstate about two miles away. Kind of a low hollow sound, of understated power -- I kid you not, a lot like how hovering UFOs sound in some sci-fi flicks.

So I scratch my head, finish my cigarette. Start another cig to ponder things.

Another odd bright light appears on the horizon, from almost the same direction.

I run in to grab a camera. But alas I'm no photographer, and the thing didn't get as close. Closest approach was more from the side, occluding about the width of my thumb. All I got was a few meaningless pixels.

Anyone have an idea what the hell this was? Why the hell are they flying over the Chicago burbs?

Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread  


TopPage UpFull ThreadPage DownBottom/Latest

Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 25.

#14. To: Tauzero (#0)

Send me your meaningless pixels. I can help you refine them.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2006-05-24   8:01:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#14)

It's here.

Reading what I wrote about trying to take a picture (the camera is an old Sanyo VPC-X350, and I had turned off the flash), and seeing the very few pixels I captured, I realize just how f'ing lame this sounds.

Tauzero  posted on  2006-05-24   8:31:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Tauzero (#15)

...I realize just how f'ing lame this sounds.

Having read tons of stuff on UFO's over the years, there are just too many strong, credible witnesses with the flip side being covered by governments that cannot admit they cannot control and a scientific establishment that insists in its infinite hubris that it has all the answers.

We have no agreed-upon scientific Theory of Everything and quantum mechanics is truly bizarre and not understood by probably any, which is to say that fact is likely much stranger than fiction.

By now, the FedGov spook scientists have probably figured some of it out and may even have prototype vehicles, so that can't be ruled out. But my belief and conclusion is that we're being monitored on a ongoing basis (high correlation between sightings and nuclear bomb/missile sites) with an appropriately jaundiced intergalactic eye insofar as the human race has this bad habit of killing each other individually and en mass. Kinda like Star Trek's Prime Directive, I suppose. If "they" wanted to eat us or conquer us, that long since would have happened, though the "alien abduction thing" also has more than a little credibility. It's so weird, though, that we can't get our mind around it and so tend to discount it IMO.

And this is definitely FWIW ...

Phaedrus  posted on  2006-05-24   9:03:32 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Phaedrus, Tauzero (#16)

But my belief and conclusion is that we're being monitored on a ongoing basis

I agree. I read and heard that the govt uses technology to snoop with bird-like looking objects. When they are as small as insects, we'll need some strong mosquito netting.

robin  posted on  2006-05-24   10:46:32 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


Replies to Comment # 25.

#28. To: robin (#25)

When they are as small as insects, we'll need some strong mosquito netting.

Freedom DDT...

Axenolith  posted on  2006-05-24 11:02:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


End Trace Mode for Comment # 25.

TopPage UpFull ThreadPage DownBottom/Latest


[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help]