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Title: Jay Leno Breaks Bones After Being 'Clotheslined' In Motorcycle Accident
Source: zerohedge
URL Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/j ... otheslined-motorcycle-accident
Published: Jan 28, 2023
Author: Tyler Durden
Post Date: 2023-01-28 14:55:10 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 2212
Comments: 24

Former Tonight Show host Jay Leno can't catch a break after two back-to- back accidents. He was knocked off his motorcycle last week and follows a recent incident where he was severely burned when one of his antique automobiles erupted in flames.

Leno revealed to the Las Vegas Review-Journal on Thursday he was 'clotheslined' by a wire in a parking lot that knocked him off his 1940 Indian motorcycle. The impact of the hit broke several bones, including the collarbone, ribs, and kneecaps. He said the accident happened on Jan. 17.

Here's Leno's conversation with Las Vegas Review-Journal about what happened:

Prepping for his return to the Strip in March, Leno is recovering from a fire in his garage in Los Angeles last November. He suffered second-degree burns over his upper body and part of his face while repairing the fuel line in a 1907 White Steam Car.

That's the incident we know about. But there's another mishap, this month, which Leno disclosed in a phone chat Thursday.

Referring to the November fire, I asked, "How are you doing, especially after the accident?"

"It's so funny you should say that," said Leno, headlining for Encore Theater for the first time on Mar. 31, his first Vegas show since the November incident. "That was the first accident. OK? Then just last week, I got knocked off my motorcycle. So I've got a broken collarbone. I've got two broken ribs. I've got two cracked kneecaps."

"Whoa," I said. "Whoa, Sir."

"But I'm OK!" Leno said. "I'm OK, I'm working. I'm working this weekend."

Leno specified the accident happened nine days earlier (or, Jan. 17), again as he was working on a vintage vehicle. He was testing a 1940 Indian motorcycle and noticed the scent of leaking gas (fuel lines have been unkind to Leno recently).

"So I turned down a side street and cut through a parking lot, and unbeknownst to me, some guy had a wire strung across the parking lot but with no flag hanging from it," Leno said. "So, you know, I didn't see it until it was too late. It just clothesline me and, boom, knocked me off the bike.

"The bike kept going, and you know how that works out."

Under medical care, usually.

He revealed he didn't want any press about this accident because the last one in November got so much press.

Leno said he hadn't said anything about the accident because of the massive amount of coverage from his November hospitalization and recovery.

"You know, after getting burned up, you get that one for free," Leno said. "After that, you're Harrison Ford, crashing airplanes. You just want to keep your head down (laughs)."

Perhaps the two back-to-back accidents are a wake-up call for the 72yo comedian.


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Jesus. Talk about bad luck.(1 image)

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#1. To: Esso (#0)

One would think that maybe God is trying to tell him to slow down a little.

"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2023-01-28   20:52:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso (#0)

I always wondered why God helped idiots from Massachussetts...:)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-01-28   20:56:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: TommyTheMadArtist, 4um (#1)

One would think that maybe God is trying to tell him to slow down a little.

It's a lot more likely "coincidence" than everybody dying from the clot- shots.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-01-28   21:10:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#0)

The late great analog designer Bob Pease totaled his VW bug leaving the National Semiconductor parking lot after working late one night. The security guard had hung a chain across the exit. A little faster would have killed him.

StraitGate  posted on  2023-01-28   21:41:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: StraitGate, Dakmar, Esso, 4um (#4)

more "bad luck" from back when -

Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a "0" at the end.

1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office) 1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated) 1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)

1900: William McKinley (assassinated) 1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office) 1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (died in office) 1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated) 1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt) 2000: George W. Bush

And to think that we had two guys fighting it out in the courts to be the one elected in 2000.

You might also be interested in this. Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford." Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford." Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker"

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND.....................

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse... Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2023-01-28   21:48:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: StraitGate, Esso, TommyMadArtist (#4)

Who are we to question art, except that I am now forbidden by YouTube from posting embed code?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knFS8reh5oY

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-01-28   21:50:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Lod, Dakmar, 4um (#5)

Good to see you, Dad. You wouldn't believe what it took to get Dakkie out of bed.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-01-28   21:54:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Lod (#5)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwSZvHqf9qM

Excommunicated? I would ask if it is time to go on the offensive but I know better :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-01-28   21:59:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Esso (#7)

Hey, Esso, let's give up this white supremacist bullshit and only listento rap from now on, what do you say?

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-01-28   22:02:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Dakmar, Lod, 4um (#8)

Don't pick on my adopted Dad.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-01-28   22:03:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Lod (#5)

In Greenville, South Carolina a few years ago the downtown library held a "Lincoln Symposium" -- basically a Lincoln love-fest with "experts" giving talks extolling his great virtue, etc. Several friends and I protested the event on the sidewalk outside. I held up a signs for passing motorists that said in big hand-painted letters

   GREENVILLE LIBRARY
THE NEW FORD'S THEATER

   ABE LINCOLN
MASS MURDERER

StraitGate  posted on  2023-01-28   22:04:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Esso (#7)

Want to hire a whore? I know where there is one, down the street!

I hear she'll do anyone for a pair of dirty sneakers.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-01-28   22:05:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Dakmar, 4um (#9)

Hey, Esso, let's give up this white supremacist bullshit and only listento rap from now on, what do you say?

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-01-28   22:07:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: StraitGate (#11)

I held up a signs for passing motorists that said in big hand-painted letters...

WTF Strait? No burning buildings, police casualties?

Folks might mistake you for white.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-01-28   22:12:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: StraitGate (#11) (Edited)

There was an episode of "Homicide: Life on the Street" where a couple of Baltimore homicide detectives drove down to DC to discover a Chinese restaurant. TV Fiction, but still pretty damned funny.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-01-28   22:12:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Esso (#13)

tangled up in blue...:)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-01-28   22:14:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Esso (#14)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wk7C64kaP4

wanna go for a ride?

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-01-28   22:23:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Dakmar, 4um (#16)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-01-28   22:26:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Esso (#14)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJI6SrlW3tg

1...2...3...4 come see the duck

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-01-28   22:27:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Esso (#18)

Thank you, I swear YouTube has shadow banned me or some such neocon fuckyness.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-01-28   22:30:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Dakmar (#19)

Wanna go for a ride with me?

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-01-28   22:32:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Esso (#21)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-1zwTCoj2k

hippies! :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-01-28   22:36:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: All (#22)

Scoflaws! LOL, Kill them!

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-01-28   22:40:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Esso (#21)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfi017hEmTA

we're having a revolution
in apartment 29

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-01-28   22:51:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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