We’ve entered a new age: the age of the balloon.
It’s the Dawn of the Balloon Age, and none shall be left unscathed.
The Jewish media is rightfully going totally psycho, having bore witness to the shocking rise of the balloon.
The Secretary of State, who is Jewish, was forced to cancel his trip to Beijing. When he got word of the balloon, he told his driver: “turn this motherfucker around! We’ve got a balloon on our hands!”
Unfortunately, the driver was black, and he made a sharp u-turn and flipped the truck.
Is This Even Real?
This very serious man held a very serious emergency press conference Friday to brief the public on the Dawn of the Balloon Age. This very serious man held a very serious emergency press conference Friday to brief the public on the Dawn of the Balloon Age. There is some question as to whether we have in fact entered the Balloon Age.
The balloon has not been examined, and China says it’s a civilian craft that was blown off course. Basically, these people saw a balloon over Montana, and began a total freakout, with 24/7 coverage of the Rise of the Balloon, asserting that it was the Dawn of the Balloon Age.
But here’s the thing: the Balloon Age dawned over Montana. Montana is not on the border with China.
The idea that this balloon could go this far into US airspace without anyone noticing seems, to me, ridiculous. It seems much more likely that they knew about the balloon and knew that it was in fact not a spy balloon and just let it glide for a while before bringing it up to the media.
Tucker Carlson Sucks
On Thursday, Tucker Carlson reported on the Dawn of the Balloon Age, and it was probably the single most retarded segment I’ve ever seen him do. This guy just sucks ass. He’s obsessed with trying to get the US into a war with China, and the only reason he is against the war with Russia is that he wants the resources to be used against China.
He was whining that the very serious spy balloon was not immediately shot down. He questioned absolutely nothing about the official reporting on this balloon. He did not ask how it is possible for a balloon this size to enter US airspace and travel, presumably for weeks on end, across the US Northwest without it being noticed. Instead, he started saying it needs to be shot down immediately, and said that the only reason the Biden Administration is refusing to shoot it down is that they want to help the Chinese spy on American missiles. I just about spit out my tunafish sandwich all over the screen.
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