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Title: Beam me up, Scotty
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URL Source: https://tenor.com/view/ufo-i-will-l ... get-me-out-aliens-gif-11674735
Published: Feb 14, 2023
Author: Unknown
Post Date: 2023-02-14 11:39:51 by Pinguinite
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Views: 456
Comments: 14

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#1. To: Pinguinite (#0)

Wheew !

noone2222 posted on 2023-02-26 9:52:44 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: noone2222 (#1)
Wheew !

Indeed.
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-02-26 9:55:09 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: Pinguinite (#0)
Funny! I understand the sentiment, but the grass isn't always greener on the other side of the galaxy.
Wouldn't surprise me if the aliens required payment in a form -- any form -- other than FRNs.

StraitGate posted on 2023-02-26 9:58:15 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: Esso (#2)
I have a Korean friend who can do that without the jungle music.

StraitGate posted on 2023-02-26 9:59:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: Pinguinite (#0)

The 1st song I claimed to be my all time favorite - 1 was about 12 - 13 and played it on the juke box at the neighborhood greasy spoon every day ! Life used to be worth living !

noone2222 posted on 2023-02-26 10:15:05 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: noone2222 (#5) (Edited)
Life used to be worth living !

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-02-26 19:13:16 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: Esso (#6)
Life used to be worth living !

OK, Pakman, there are still moments worth laughing, uh I mean living !

noone2222 posted on 2023-03-02 11:41:58 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: noone2222 (#7)
OK, Pakman, there are still moments worth laughing...

Like the three-quarter inch map of India on the bridge of my nose?
I wasn't paying attention the other night, and did some DIY rhinoplasty to my schnoz. I even included Sri Lanka.
If it's worth doing...
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-03-02 12:04:55 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: Esso (#8)
If it's worth doing...

You are soooo fucked up ! (But in a jolly good way !)

noone2222 posted on 2023-03-03 6:04:49 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: noone2222 (#9)
Too bad you're not gonna be here to witness the ass reaming I'm gonna take from my drinkin' buddies this weekend.
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-03-03 9:48:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: Esso (#10)
I'm gonna take from my drinkin' buddies this weekend.

Yeah, all females armed with strap-ons !

noone2222 posted on 2023-03-04 9:55:46 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: noone2222 (#11)
More like 350 pound truck drivers with strap-ons.
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-03-04 10:02:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: Esso (#12)
Better lube up buddy !

noone2222 posted on 2023-03-04 10:05:01 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: noone2222 (#13)
Usually I can outrun 'em.
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-03-04 10:09:19 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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