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Title: Beam me up, Scotty
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URL Source: https://tenor.com/view/ufo-i-will-l ... get-me-out-aliens-gif-11674735
Published: Feb 14, 2023
Author: Unknown
Post Date: 2023-02-14 11:39:51 by Pinguinite
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Views: 473
Comments: 14

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#5. To: Pinguinite (#0)

The 1st song I claimed to be my all time favorite - 1 was about 12 - 13 and played it on the juke box at the neighborhood greasy spoon every day ! Life used to be worth living !

noone2222 posted on 2023-02-26 10:15:05 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#6. To: noone2222 (#5) (Edited)
Life used to be worth living !

Esso posted on 2023-02-26 19:13:16 ET (1 image) Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#7. To: Esso (#6)
Life used to be worth living !

OK, Pakman, there are still moments worth laughing, uh I mean living !

noone2222 posted on 2023-03-02 11:41:58 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#8. To: noone2222 (#7)
OK, Pakman, there are still moments worth laughing...

Like the three-quarter inch map of India on the bridge of my nose?
I wasn't paying attention the other night, and did some DIY rhinoplasty to my schnoz. I even included Sri Lanka.
If it's worth doing...

Esso posted on 2023-03-02 12:04:55 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#9. To: Esso (#8)
If it's worth doing...

You are soooo fucked up ! (But in a jolly good way !)

noone2222 posted on 2023-03-03 6:04:49 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#10. To: noone2222 (#9)
Too bad you're not gonna be here to witness the ass reaming I'm gonna take from my drinkin' buddies this weekend.

Esso posted on 2023-03-03 9:48:06 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#11. To: Esso (#10)
I'm gonna take from my drinkin' buddies this weekend.

Yeah, all females armed with strap-ons !

noone2222 posted on 2023-03-04 9:55:46 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#12. To: noone2222 (#11)
More like 350 pound truck drivers with strap-ons.

Esso posted on 2023-03-04 10:02:38 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#13. To: Esso (#12)
Better lube up buddy !

noone2222 posted on 2023-03-04 10:05:01 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
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#14. To: noone2222 (#13)
Usually I can outrun 'em.

Esso posted on 2023-03-04 10:09:19 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
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