The Lenten season is upon us! Across America, people are giving things up for the next 40 days in preparation for Easter. Check out what the most common choice was for every state:
South Carolina Baptists don't do Lent, but if they did I would wish that they give up Lindsey Graham. Besides W.T. Devil-Bastard-From-Hell Sherman, Nimarata Nikki Randhawa Haley, and Pee Wee Gaskins, Lady Lindsey is the most mephitic miscreant we've ever bred or involuntarily boarded.