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Title: $27 Million Buys This In Naples, Florida
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Published: Feb 26, 2023
Author: Tyler Durden
Post Date: 2023-02-26 18:05:47 by Horse
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156 feet of beach frontage on "unimproved" land... Poster Comment: SEE PHOTO. It has a very nice lawn. I estimate the lot to be 1/3rd of an acre. 
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#1. To: Horse, 4um (#0)
Closer to a half of an acre. My lot is ~three-eights of an acre. I'd put a single-wide on it with a detached four car garage just to piss off the Richy Riches. I know, city ordinances wouldn't allow it. What a perfect place to sell fresh produce. Who in the hell hates fresh produce?
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Go halvsies with me, we'll put a double wide on it with a six car garage. I had a text come in just before you sent your pics, looks good. My EBT benefits will be locked if I don't call a certain number. I'll starve. My old company days are catching up with me. Dakkie and me shouldn't do too much damage to the greenery rolling in our doublewide, the six car garage might be another story. Looks like the perfect spot to drill for natural gas.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Anything to piss off the locals that are trying to sell a half acre for $27 million. (Edit) My 3/8 acre, while not exactly on the beach, cost me $720 in the late 70s. Meth lab? Donkey show? :)
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
I'm thinkin' truck (semi) shop. Let's roll some coal, baby!
I've got it. We'll buy slaves from Libya, and sell them to NYC garment sweatshops.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Let's use the El Salvador gangbangers that are going to be delivered to Texas in a couple weeks. It'll save a ton on shipping. LOGISTICS, MAN, LOGISTICS! Them Latins are feisty. I prefer dullards as cargo.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Length is 156 feet. Width is less. 120 by 156 is 18,720 or .43 acres. 100 by 156 is 15,600 or .358 acre.
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Let's split the difference, OK? I estimate the lot to be 1/3rd of an acre.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#2. To: Esso (#1)
#3. To: Dakmar (#2)
Who in the hell hates fresh produce?
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#4. To: Dakmar (#2)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#5. To: Horse, Dakmar, 4um (#0)
It has a very nice lawn.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#6. To: Esso (#5)
#7. To: Dakmar (#6)
(Edited)
Looks like the perfect spot to drill for natural gas.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#8. To: Esso (#7)
#9. To: Dakmar (#8)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#10. To: Esso (#9)
#11. To: Dakmar (#10)
We'll buy slaves from Libya, and sell them to NYC garment sweatshops.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#12. To: Esso (#11)
#13. To: Esso (#1)
#14. To: Horse (#13)
(Edited)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
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