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Title: Lightfoot Loss Blamed On Rampant Murderphobia
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/lightfo ... lamed-on-rampant-murder-phobia
Published: Mar 2, 2023
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2023-03-02 07:43:54 by Ada
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Views: 85
Comments: 4

CHICAGO, IL — Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot lost her bid for reelection this week in what Lightfoot and other critics are calling a blatant example of the rampant murderphobia that still exists among residents of the city.

"Murderphobia is still an unfortunate reality here in Chicago, and it is the reason I was not reelected as this city's mayor," said Lightfoot to reporters. "People were so busy being afraid of being shot in the face by gang members that they forgot about what an amazing mayor I was. Let me be clear: murderphobia is racist. Murderphobia is bigoted. Murderphobia is NOT ok. Full stop."

Lightfoot has pledged to spend the next few years fighting against murderphobia in all its forms, as well as taxes-phobia, regulations- phobia, and stabbed-in-the-neck-by-a-homeless-guy-phobia.

"My unfair and tragic election loss because of bigotry is a sad day for Chicago," Lightfoot continued as she dodged several stray bullets that whizzed over her head. "And all because of fear. So sad."

At publishing time, Chicago's new mayor had vowed to fight against Chicago's policephobia.

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#1. To: Ada (#0)

"It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brush fires of freedom in the minds of men." -- Samuel Adams (1722-1803)‡

"Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." -- Thomas Jefferson

ghostdogtxn  posted on  2023-03-02   8:11:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Ada (#0)

She's unwilling to admit that frightful-face-phobia and revolting-visage- phobia had anything to do with her loss?

StraitGate  posted on  2023-03-02   9:45:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Ada (#0)

The people of Chicago know that if they ever need her again, all they have to do is say her name three times.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-03-02   10:15:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: StraitGate (#2)

They knew that when they elected her. She had her chance and blew it.

Ada  posted on  2023-03-02   17:58:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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