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Title: Pelosi: 'We Have To Convict Trump On The Charges To Find Out What Is In Them'
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi- ... es-to-find-out-what-is-in-them
Published: Apr 1, 2023
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2023-04-01 09:45:46 by Ada
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrat Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi is calling for a quick conviction of Trump so that we can all see what he's being charged with.

"Just like we do with our spending bills, we should convict Donald Trump of these charges right away so that we can see what's in them," said Pelosi. "Trump has many pages of charges that are probably horrible and we just don't have time to read them all. Doing it this way is much more efficient!" Pelosi's statement was then interrupted by her teeth getting stuck in an ice cream bar she was eating.

Sources speculate the list of charges against Trump includes paying hush money to a stripper, colluding with Russia to overthrow the United States government and usher in 1000 years of darkness, and being really yucky and Trump-like. "We don't need a list of charges to know that Trump is guilty of being Trump," said Pelosi. "Let's get this over with already."

At publishing time Manhattan's DA had announced 3,000 additional pages of charges were brought in at 1 AM in the morning.

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#1. To: Ada, 4um (#0)

At publishing time Manhattan's DA had announced 3,000 additional pages of charges were brought in at 1 AM in the morning.

They don't miss a lick, do they?

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

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