[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help] 

Status: Not Logged In; Sign In

ICE Officers Told Not to Wear Uniforms When Voting So They Don't Intimidate Illegals RFk Jr: Cut Childhood obesity from 50% to 3%. Vote Trump Nicole Shanahan makes the best MAGA videos. 'Huge shortage' plagues Israeli army as losses mount in Lebanon, Gaza Carmine is dangerous food additive. And it is red. Oprah Winfrey Fearmongers at Kamala Harris Rally, Tells Women They May Never Get the Chance to Vote Again Dr. says the worlds entire blood supply is contaminated with spike protein Alastair Crooke : Netanyahu’s Imaginary Victories. Gutfeld: Did this little squirrel just red pill America? Threat of Civil War Coming to America is Real - Why Tomorrow's Election Might Not Stop It. New (Jewish) Order in the Middle East is IMPOSSIBLE 10 Ways You Can Boost Mitochondria Mitochondrial Imbalance Linked To 90 Percent Of Chronic Diseases Ukraine to jail people for storing firewood media Total losses of Ukrainian forces in Russias Kursk Region reach over 29,600 servicemen STATE DEPARTMENT SPOKESMAN CRACKS JOKE ABOUT ISRAEL'S STARVATION BLOCKADE ON GAZA Kamala Chronicles Season Finale | Candace Owens Joe Rogan: “It’s Amazing How Many People on the Diddy Party List Are Supporting Kamala” (VIDEO) Tucker Carlson: This Is How You KNOW Jan. 6 Was A PsyOp! RFK Jr Says Trump Plans To Remove Fluoride From American Drinking Water Iranian Navy Ships How they are made | Iranian corvette Shahid Soleimani Losing Power? The Elites And The Leftist Mob Would Rather Burn It All To The Ground Japan Made a ar Better F-16 Joe Rogan and Elon Musk Insomnia Stream: The Vote Edition Escape From Psychopathocracy Russia Unveils the First Bomber in History for Engaging Front and Rear Threats The largest study ever conducted on Universal Basic Income (UBI) has delivered results that challenge its advocates. European Officials Allege Russia Is Plotting To Bomb US-Bound Passenger & Cargo Planes $81.7 Million in U.S. Taxpayer Funds Spent to Facilitate Direct Flights for Illegal Aliens into America

National News
See other National News Articles

Title: Pelosi: 'We Have To Convict Trump On The Charges To Find Out What Is In Them'
Source: [None]
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi- ... es-to-find-out-what-is-in-them
Published: Apr 1, 2023
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2023-04-01 09:45:46 by Ada
Keywords: None
Views: 230
Comments: 1

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrat Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi is calling for a quick conviction of Trump so that we can all see what he's being charged with.

"Just like we do with our spending bills, we should convict Donald Trump of these charges right away so that we can see what's in them," said Pelosi. "Trump has many pages of charges that are probably horrible and we just don't have time to read them all. Doing it this way is much more efficient!" Pelosi's statement was then interrupted by her teeth getting stuck in an ice cream bar she was eating.

Sources speculate the list of charges against Trump includes paying hush money to a stripper, colluding with Russia to overthrow the United States government and usher in 1000 years of darkness, and being really yucky and Trump-like. "We don't need a list of charges to know that Trump is guilty of being Trump," said Pelosi. "Let's get this over with already."

At publishing time Manhattan's DA had announced 3,000 additional pages of charges were brought in at 1 AM in the morning.

Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread  

#1. To: Ada, 4um (#0)

At publishing time Manhattan's DA had announced 3,000 additional pages of charges were brought in at 1 AM in the morning.

They don't miss a lick, do they?

Esso  posted on  2023-04-01   9:58:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help]