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Title: Announcement by Dead Dave #memes #pictures #memery [Saturday Trash Thread]
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Dead Dave
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egx6FY7JWQo
Published: Apr 1, 2023
Author: Dead Dave
Post Date: 2023-04-01 10:03:33 by Esso
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Views: 882
Comments: 60
Poster Comment: The bastard! I like DD's work. I'm surprised he has <800 subs.
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OMG! You Guys...Calling Out Soros-Backed Politicians Is Just Like "Germany 1933"!
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Uncle Hillary. Vote! “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
A prairie oyster (sometimes also prairie cocktail) is a traditional beverage consisting of a raw egg (often yolk alone), Worcestershire sauce, vinegar and/or hot sauce, table salt, and ground black pepper. Tomato juice is sometimes added, reminiscent of a Bloody Mary. The egg is broken into a glass so as not to break the yolk. The mixture is quickly swallowed. The unbroken yolk causes the drink to bear a texture similar to that of an oyster. The concoction has been referred to as a traditional cure for hangovers, and has appeared in media for decades. Supposed hangover remedy properties It has been suggested that the raw egg in a prairie oyster may alleviate the symptoms of a hangover since eggs contain cysteine, an amino acid which helps the body break down acetaldehyde, a by-product of processing alcohol. However, there is no reliable evidence showing that consuming foods with this amino acid relieves hangover symptoms. Furthermore, research shows that amino acids in raw eggs are less digestible than amino acids in cooked eggs. It has also been suggested that a prairie oyster may seem to relieve hangover symptoms by acting as a distraction and a placebo. It works for me... “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
I am THE preeminent headache "expert." I'm tellin' ya they work. Fuck you prarie oyster faggot!:)
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Some lame-ass commutator said after the Nashville shooting, "Nobody wants to kill all the homosexuals, transvestites and pedophiles." Obviously, I wasn't consulted. Yes, I meant to say commutator. Think about it. It's weird feeling happy that I didn't piss off the entire internet today.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
I finally get in a good mood and then YouTube starts blasting nigger crap. “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
I was smart today. I ate a sammich earlier, then I made a pizza for later. I hate cooking for myself, and I especially hate cooking when I've been imbibing. I'm ready to strap it on. I might have company tomorrow, so I don't want to be in too bad of shape.
Pizza self protection nazi! Black Jesus hate you! “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
I tried to stay with my my own kind...you know...people who look like me, and got accused of a hate crime. What the fuck? “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Don't expect me to lie “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
JPMorgan Chase Compliance Dept. letter 3/21/2023 Please take action by 04/20/2023. Your accounts ending in ####, #### may be restricted if if we don't hear from you Does that count? They wanted to know my source of income. They didn't like my answer. I told them JP Morgan Chase, which is true [dividends]. WTAF? I'm gonna be needin' my lawyer again. Take up your China Doll...just a little fractured from the fall... Call me as a witness in court Esso, I will bite their fucking faces off! :) “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Don't worry, be happy! :) “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
The only way this will see a courtroom is when I sue their socks off if they don't lay off. I will pay to see the face-biting though. I think it's just one of Bidet's new 87,000 IRS agents thinking they hooked the Big Kahuna. It is concerning that they couldn't determine where the money was coming from, though.
Monty Python legend Eric Idle looks back on "The Bright Side of Life" Shit, I was pissed of about the spicks next door revving their spick Honda motors all fucking day. I asked them to knock it off, to no avail. At what point is preserving my mental health important to law enforcement?
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
turn it up!:) “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Alice Cooper laments birth control: “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Why can't we be friends? :)
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
"We don't know know how that person would turn out until we abort and dissect it" - Nancy Pelosi
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Because you won't sit on my knee and let me feel you up? You are a cute chick with a nasty disposition, right? Right? I was told I should have been aborted by several college professors, because of a birth defect. LOL, I love them too.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dude...Esso...I am not a puppet! I am a ....cartoon character!
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Hmmm, that's odd. Most people think I'm a deaf-mute until I've known them for at least two years. I get that too, moron cashiers talking really loud at me for no reason other than I guess they think I don't speak English. Ghetto fucks mostly, very amusing.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall) Bronco Bomba say he gwine radically tranform America...and he did. I am wondering why anyone wanted him to do so.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Watch the movie "Manhunter" and the Miami Vice episode "Shadow in the Dark." You don't want to go there. You might not come back. We can't say Moolie now? JFC!
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Miami Vice? LOL. Don Johnson an me gonna get in his Ferarri 308 and paste 14/88 banners all over Dade County! Spooky! “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
My maternal grandmother used to call Brazil nuts "nigger toes."
My grandparents called them that too. It actually made them less appealing (the nuts, not my grandparents), they are rich in selenium, a vital mineral.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Alright, then watch the movie "Thief." Michael Mann will teach you how to operate an oxygen lance. It's in my Oxy-Acetylene Weldor's Handbook. A weldor is the man, a welder is the machine. Fuck off spel-chek! No kidding. I can't eat nuts after getting my teeth knocked out in that stupid accident. I used to like cashews so I bought some cashew butter. Screw that, it tastes like ultra-expensive peanut butter. That was Charles Bronson's last words to me before he runned off with Jill Ireland. We should rent a gazebo or something... or maybe it's the weather or something like that... “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
The first time I heard somebody call them Brazil nuts I didn't know what she was talking about. Brazil nuts? Huh?
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#2. To: All (#1)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#3. To: All (#2)
Good Lord, Ronald Reagan must be spinning in his grave. Fucking climate crisis delusion. SMH.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#4. To: All (#3)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#5. To: All (#4)
(Edited)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#6. To: All (#5)
(Edited)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#7. To: All (#6)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#8. To: Dakmar, 4um (#7)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#9. To: Dakmar, 4um (#8)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#10. To: Esso (#8)
#11. To: Dakmar (#10)
Though considered a traditional hangover remedy, the prairie oyster has not been scientifically proven to treat hangover symptoms. Headache experts say that a prairie oyster will not work as a remedy for a hangover. 
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#12. To: Esso, Horse, Lod, StritGate (#9)
Government must be impartial. Or not...I kind of like the idea of stomping faggots.
#13. To: Dakmar, 4um (#11)
Headache experts say that a prairie oyster will not work as a remedy for a hangover.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#14. To: Esso (#11)
#15. To: Dakmar (#12)
I kind of like the idea of stomping faggots.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#16. To: Esso (#13)
#17. To: Esso (#15)
#18. To: Dakmar (#14)
Fuck you prarie oyster faggot!
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#19. To: All (#18)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#20. To: All (#19)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#21. To: Esso (#18)
Fuck yes, Richard hate you nigga!
#22. To: Dakmar (#21)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#23. To: Esso (#18)
I was smart today. I ate a sammich earlier, then I made a pizza for later.
#24. To: Dakmar (#23)
What the fuck?
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#25. To: Esso (#23)
Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to die for you
#26. To: Dakmar (#23)
I tried to stay with my my own kind...you know...people who look like me, and got accused of a hate crime.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#27. To: Dakmar (#25)
Don't expect me to die for you
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#28. To: Esso (#26)
#29. To: Esso (#26)
#30. To: Dakmar (#28)
Call me as a witness in court Esso, I will bite their fucking faces off!
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#31. To: Dakmar (#29)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#32. To: Dakmar (#29)
(Edited)
Don't worry, be happy! :)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#33. To: Esso (#30)
#34. To: Esso (#31)
#35. To: Esso (#32)
Monty Python legend Eric Idle looks back on "The Bright Side of Life"
#36. To: Dakmar (#34)
My hardware's bigger than your hardware...
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#37. To: Esso (#36)
#38. To: Dakmar (#35)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#39. To: Esso (#38)
#40. To: Dakmar (#37)
Why can't we be friends?
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#41. To: Esso (#38)
#42. To: Esso (#40)
#43. To: Dakmar (#41)
I was told I should have been aborted by several college professors, because of a birth defect.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#44. To: Esso (#43)
#45. To: Dakmar, 4um (#44)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#46. To: Dakmar, 4um (#44)
This looks pretty funny...
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#47. To: Esso (#45)
#48. To: Esso (#46)
#49. To: Dakmar (#47)
I am wondering why anyone wanted him to do so.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#50. To: Esso (#46)
#51. To: Esso (#49)
Watch the movie "Manhunter" and the Miami Vice episode "Shadow in the Dark."
#52. To: Dakmar (#48)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#53. To: Esso (#52)
#54. To: Dakmar (#51)
Miami Vice? LOL.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#55. To: Dakmar (#53)
(Edited)
It actually made them less appealing (the nuts, not my grandparents)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#56. To: Esso (#54)
(Edited)
A weldor is the man, a welder is the machine. Fuck off spel-chek!
#57. To: Dakmar (#56)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#58. To: All (#57)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#59. To: Dakmar (#37)
Why can't we be friends?
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#60. To: Esso (#52)
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