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Title: The Dakkie and Pacman Show
Source: 4um
URL Source: http://freedom4um.com
Published: Apr 2, 2023
Author: Cap'n Brandon
Post Date: 2023-04-02 21:23:31 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 523
Comments: 16

We blew out this joint out last night. There was only about six posts after we passed out.

We own this joint. I say we send a Columbian hit-team to drag Neil out of his mountain hideout and bring him to HoosierHickistan for some punishment.

Either I start getting $375.00 per hour for posting, like my Tax Babe gets from me to keep me out of prison or else.

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#1. To: Pinguinite, 4um (#0)

I'm just kidding, Pin. You know I'm way to cheap to bring guys from as far as Columbia. There's better options.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-04-02   21:27:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso (#1)

You know I'm way to cheap to bring guys from as far as Columbia.

Oh, I can tell! And while the city is spelled "Columbia" The country is spelled "Colombia". Though there may well be hit men in Columbia also.

Pinguinite  posted on  2023-04-02   21:31:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: All (#1) (Edited)

Yeah, my Tax Babe does get $375.00/hr. She's young enough to be my daughter, but thinks she's my mother.

I wish she wasn't married. She's the honcho at the tax joint since Bob died.

The last time I saw Bob, he was teasing me about sending the gals chocolate covered strawberries as a thank you and shutting the joint down for a time. I told Bob, "Put it on my bill next year."

The clot-shot got him. I'm glad Christa kept me on as her pet. I'm only a minor millionaire. Barely, for now.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-04-02   21:51:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Pinguinite, Straitgate, 4um (#2) (Edited)

You trying to give a Hoosier Hick an English lesson?

Help me out, Strait, Mr. nigger-toe!

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-04-02   21:54:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Pinguinite (#2)

Though there may well be hit men in Columbia also.

Thanks for the advice. I love ya, Neil!

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-04-02   21:57:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Esso (#4)

Great tune. Adding to my collection.

Pinguinite  posted on  2023-04-02   22:19:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: All (#5) (Edited)

Don't forget about me
You were worth every mile
I've been using PTSD as an excuse to give up. Now I use it as a reason to help people
I'll never let go. Your hands and your heart are my home.

You can't close a dead person's eyes like in the movies. A medic told me why while he was sewing up my shoulder in Beirut. I can't go to an open casket funeral without feeling the body. My ex-wife, the guardian of my little sister, about fainted dead away when when I held Carol's hand.

When the hospice called me about my mother dying, I had to try the eye thing again, and try to close her gaping mouth. Didn't work in 1983, didn't work in 2014.

I took a pic with my phone. PM me your phone number if you want to see a dead old lady.

I pulled the sheet over her head, and Marla (GF) drove me home.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-04-02   22:44:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Pinguinite (#6) (Edited)

Great tune. Adding to my collection.

Thanks, Neil. My buddies were trying to give me life lessons today about how I need to go on cruises and shit like that and spend my money on me instead of helping my Godson and his little daughter.

I'm perfectly happy staying inside the wire and pumping out the truth about what's going on.

I've seen the world, it sucks. I'm perfectly happy looking out my garage door and watching the planes on final to FWA and the squirrels in my yard.

I'm in love with a twelve year old girl and her 46 y/o dad that the Bidet fucked over with his covi bullshit.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-04-02   23:09:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: All (#8) (Edited)

Last night I dreamed I held you in my arms, the music was never ending. We danced as the evening sky faded to black...

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-04-02   23:10:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Pinguinite, Esso (#6)

That song has a powerful message. Makes me think of my mother who died unexpectedly a few years ago, just a few days after she called me on my birthday. And my dad who almost died a couple of years ago. Decades ago for a few years he and I talked only once or twice a year. Now we talk on the phone at least once a week, and although he's 500 miles away I see him at least twice a year.

StraitGate  posted on  2023-04-02   23:53:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: StraitGate (#10)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-04-03   0:33:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: StraitGate (#10) (Edited)

This wouldn't be an Esso post without a cemetery and crying.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-04-03   0:42:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: StraitGate (#10)

Even though I'm leaving, I ain't goin' no where

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-04-03   0:51:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: StraitGate (#10) (Edited)

Pacman's happy song...

"And sayin' your name with my last breath."

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-04-03   0:53:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: All (#14)

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Headline News (Parody of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm")

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-04-03   1:57:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: StraitGate (#10)

Give me back the 80s and the gal's hair. I loved that.

At least none of my friends were dropping dead for no reason back then...

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-04-03   4:13:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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