Goddamn, I'm gonna be turnin' 21 any day now. Maybe I should get out of Mommy's basement and get a job at Kroger as a bag-boy and find me a rich cougar.
Shit, next thing you know, I'll be collecting Social Security.
Maybe my tax-babe that's young enough to be my daughter that thinks she's my mother can be my savior.
I should get some sleep, dump the sand out of my boots and hit this again.
There needs to be a reigning in of this woke lunacy and make believe. When I hear people talking about 2 plus 2 equaling 5 I have to wonder how it is we got to the place where we cannot accept reality and are forced to recognized someone else’s version of it simply because we can’t agree on it.
I bet if you were to take these same fucking idiots and tie them to a chair, and then ask them how many punches does 2 plus 2 equal, suddenly that 5 becomes a 4.
Which is more or less how we should be teaching math any way. Beat the stupid out of people so they learn.