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Title: Listen to this clip about JP Morgan Chase...
Source: Redacted
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u44BWw2l-Tw&t=617s
Published: May 12, 2023
Author: Natali and Clayton Morris
Post Date: 2023-05-12 12:43:57 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 456
Comments: 21


Poster Comment:

I'm caught up in this. My accounts have been locked since March. None of my bills are getting paid.

Straight, White, Christian male. You don't get any lower on the totem pole than that. It's a fucking nightmare.

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#1. To: Lod, TommyTheMadArtist, 4um (#0)

I'm caught up in this. My accounts have been locked since March. None of my bills are getting paid.

Ping. I have ANOTHER appointment at 1400 EDT.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-05-12   12:47:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso (#1)

Well you might want to wear a dress this time and maybe pretty yourself up, so that way they will know that you’re one of the people they represent.

Jesus I cannot believe I typed that with a straight face. It’s getting harder for me to discern whether or not I’m seriously giving real advice, or making a joke about your situation brother.

Good Luck

"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2023-05-12   13:47:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: TommyTheMadArtist, Lod, noone222, X-15, 4um (#2)

Jesus I cannot believe I typed that with a straight face. It’s getting harder for me to discern whether or not I’m seriously giving real advice, or making a joke about your situation brother.

I did wear one of my new Hawaiian shirts that I'm using to cover handguns. It looks "pretty gay."

They're lucky that I "keep a cool tool on the stool". Once again, I'm assured that this event ends, but I can't get it in writing. I did make the chicky-poo banker make me out a cashier's check to my health insurance company that told me if I bounce one more check, "You're kicked out of ObamaCare forever."

I doubt this is over. I still feel an invisible hand behind this clusterfuck. I have never been late on a bill or bounced a check in my entire life. My sister is taking more of a beating than me, but she deserves it. Not really. Nobody deserved this pain.

This was the hairiest situation I've been in in a damn long time.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-05-12   16:46:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: All (#3)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-05-12   18:48:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: All (#4)

Melanie from JPM better get here pretty quick or I'm just gonna pop a shot and send her away.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-05-12   19:25:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: All (#5)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-05-12   19:59:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: All (#6)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-05-12   21:02:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: All (#7)

They're after me.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-05-12   21:16:59 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: All (#8)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-05-12   22:20:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: All (#9)

JPM might be mad at me because I helped "right wing" folks. I used to give a lifetime (my lifetime) warranty on work I did. I never thought I would've lived this long.

Last summer, Chris, across the street, let me know the HVAC I put in 21 years ago had failed. God love me, I had an HVAC company dial the sumbitch back in. The furnace was OK, but it needed a new chimney liner along with the conderser unit and a new evap coil.. I had Chris run me to Solly's coins to get the goods.

I'm a lot of things, but liar or cheat isn't one of them.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-05-12   22:40:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: All (#10)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-05-12   22:55:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Dakmar, 4um (#11) (Edited)

What the hell, Jim? I'm having a mental meltdown after being under attack for two months, and you're letting me hang.

I'm OK, man. My sister didn't like being under fire much...

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-05-12   23:28:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: All (#12) (Edited)

I'm a real estate genius all of the sudden...

My buddy Walter "Radar" Lopez had somebody try to sell him a $200 property next-door to him for $27,000.

I can probably get it for him for him for nothing if I let the "sharpy" with the RE company know what a liability it is to own property in my hood.

The county commissioners wanted to give me the two properties to the west of me for nothing.

Lopez wants it, I can probably get it for him for next to nothing.

Mexico, Venezuela, Guatemala, WTF do I care? Radar's a pretty nice guy.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-05-13   2:51:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Esso (#12)

now there is no morning dew

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-05-13   14:52:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Esso (#13)

I have some $ with Charles Schwab who does not invest in woke companies, according to a client newsletter from about three months ago.

So far, so good, I guess.

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2023-05-13   20:36:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Lod (#15)

My broker is Charles Schwab, and Charles Schwab says...

SHUT THE FUCK UP, MORONS, CHARLES SCHWAB IS TALKING!

Ok, what should I do next? :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-05-13   20:41:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Lod (#15)

Sorry for crazy post, Lod, I was just remembering those stupid TV commercials from to 90's and went all artsy. :) Brandy and Black Flag CDs are a deadly combination.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-05-13   20:47:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Dakmar, StraitGate, investors (#16)

Ask SG and his wimmin, they've got the Midas touch.

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2023-05-13   20:51:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Dakmar (#17)

No worries, after some tremendous t'storms overnight, I'm just now getting my landline, tellie, and internet service functioning again.

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2023-05-13   20:55:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Lod, StraitGate (#19) (Edited)

I've been working 12 hours days for last two weeks and apparently forgot how to type :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-05-13   20:58:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Lod (#19)

Wow, the spics freak out when I start screaming RISE ABOVE at them. LOL, they must have seen me, there's no way they heard me over the Honda 2.0 minus exhaust system.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-05-13   21:08:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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