'The Casey's Pizza here in town will not deliver for cash. Everything must be prepaid by credit or debit card.
I saw a guy making pizza delivery on 10th St. I told him, "When I lived in Chicago they would order three pizzas in a row on same street. When the guy was delivering the first one they would steal the other two from the car."
He said, "I'm glad I don't live in Chicago." ROTFLOL